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Ian Lynam

Doing numbers on Twitter so sharing here. My girlfriend and I brainstormed a sequel to Malcolm in the Middle called President Malcolm (thread)

Reece is a celebrity chef with an explosive temper. Every time he gets violent in the kitchen, people attribute it to his genius creative process. He gets annoyed at this and decides to keep upping the ante until someone says something

Francis quietly climbed the corporate ladder and is now a regional manager. Piama is expecting their first child. He still maintains he is happily unemployed to Lois on his weekly phone call. (If we get into the 2020s he regrettably, is bound to think NFT is a good investment)

After a scholarship to Juliard, Dewey enjoyed a time as a classic pianist but has since become a synth musician for video game/film OST. Dewey now prefers the quiet life, opting to work at home with his three dogs, two cats and tortoise whom he cares for with his e-girl wife

Jamie grew up to be a theatre-kid. His first play, Lois Common Denominator, has been applauded as a moving critique of gender and class. His next project, Guys and Hals is expected to be more upbeat.

Hal visits the White House, tries to find a gap in Malcolm's Calendar so he and Lois can have sex in the Oval Office. When he finally gets in, he answers Malcolm's phone and accidentally triggers the Arab Spring.

Malcolm won the presidency in historic election which swung in his favour once he discovered some 'concerning maths errors' in the Republican nominee's finances. Won popular support through his debt reforms and support of Silicon Valley with promises to outlaw Krelboyne Classes

Wilkerson's campaign would not have been possible without the financial support of tech entrepreneur Stevie Kenarban. Stevie rocketed to success after patenting his bully beating technology.

Malcolm has matured considerably since he left school, leaving behind his old ego issues. He attributes this change to the influence of his wife, Melissa. Dewey takes credit for introducing them to this day.

Cats ate Craig's face

Using money left in Craig's will, Lois started an eCommerce business with Francis' old boss Lavernia. Known as 'the last resort' by the Secret Service since she ended an international crisis by calling Kim Jong Un's mom. Secretary of Defense is still scared to look her in the eye

Cynthia Sanders is Malcolm's Vice-President, having decided to delay her own campaign until she finishes her third PHD. She is one of the few people able to change the president's mind through her trusted advice, black belt in Krav Maga and a direct line to Lois

@Ianlynamcomedian "Lois Common Denominator"

@Ianlynamcomedian I definitely had Dewey down as being poly with several strong & loving relationships