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Dear Mastodon plebs.

I'm having a party this weekend to celebrate a job I got last year. You're not invited (obviously!) cus you're all scum, but if you want to feel part of things feel free to line the streets around my gaff and wave at my rich mates as they arrive. Maybe all say a few words at 3pm on Sat too, in honour of the occasion or summit.

There is one thing though, I need you all to pay for it. So if you can all fire me over a tenner, that should cover it.

Cheers. Now fuck off.