I must not fear butts. Butts are the mind-killer. Butts are the little-death that bring total obutteration. I will face my butts. I will permit butts to pass over me and through me. And when butts have gone past I will turn the inner eye (!) to see their path. Where the butts have gone there will be nothing. Only butts will remain.
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