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@cianhan It’s not quite "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar," but it's good.

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This headline was instrumental in fingering the real perpetrators in organised Irish music school crime.

As to the ongoing dispute - it's still unclear who would win.

I very much regret to report that the Irish Times has subsequently changed the headline of the story on their website to "Flute teacher who claimed State was paying for unused class hours alleges penalisation."

All I can say is: They had in the bag, and then they blew it.

@cianhan ...as he should be: "Represent your shit motherf*er!" ;o)

@cianhan I can hear the self-chuckle while the journalist typed the headline.

@cianhan Violin teacher caught fiddling the books?

@cianhan Some newspaper editor has been waiting their entire career to draft that headline.

@cianhan Somewhere, there's a headline writer rolling around their bedroom, laughing and laughing, and somewhere else there's an editor repeating, "I don't get it."

Hoo boy.

@cianhan This should teach the Jethro Tulls of the world a lesson!

@cianhan Thanks for taking note of this.