For the thousandth time, I loiter by the gorilla enclosure. I am beginning to lose hope. And then it happens. Finally. A small boy marvels that last time he was here, there were less monkeys. I leap from the shadows, triumphant. ‘FEWER APES,’ I cry.
@damienowens we all cry. That was beautiful
@Iwillyeah ‘Hero’? Your word, not mine.