Recent searches
Search options
I didn't expect this to do the numbers. RIP my phone
Thanks for the boost @lisamelton ... Need to put my phone on silent now! 
This is officially my most popular Toot.
I don't have a SoundCloud or GoFundMe. Join a fucking union instead.
@devxvda Shaken and stirred, surely? This is great!
@devxvda I have that look every time my alarm rings on Monday mornings.
@devxvda I’m technically management. Should I just refrain from busting one? I was going to do that anyway.
@devxvda It’s a cracker. I’m glad I caught it just now.
@devxvda
I have a SoundCloud, but I like to make it a game to find it.
@devxvda
Walter Kovacs? 
@devxvda for a moment i just thought that those dark circles, right on the monday, were mine 
@devxvda ugh Monday
@devxvda Agent 7:00 AM
@devxvda The Weeknd would be very proud. I suppose they'll save their tears (of joy) for that day
Just when I thought I had muted ‘The Weekend’ because of that gif.
@devxvda ha, Ladies and gentlemen, it's Monday!
@devxvda Yeah, we getchu. 
@devxvda definitely not James Bond.
What did you do to my Daniel?
@devxvda lol I hate it
@devxvda that's incredibly intense eye contact, even though it's slightly off.
I dunno if you'd consider CWs for this kind of thing in the future.
OMG! What happened to my crush!
@devxvda@mastodon.ie I would like to know how that meme made Daniel Craig a WEEKEND person.