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JJ Celery

On a further note, dying your own hair is as much self care as it is a crime scene cleanup job training.

Can't leave the bathtub looking like I've murdered someone in it, now can I.

I have just gone through the entire bathroom to clean anything I might have touched in the last hour.

I'm getting scary good at that.

@jjcelery What colour did you go for? I'm guessing something in the range of crimson as a reminder to your enemies that you're not to be trifled with?

@talideon It's a blend between cherry red and pillar box. It's good.

It's very hemoglobin.