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JJ Celery

Me: let's go outside today! I'm gonna wear my comfiest shoes.
Feet: Ok.
Me: gonna walk 20 mins to this cafe
Feet: How about blisters. Let's have three.
Me: Oh ok! I have these special plasters and this special cream I'll sort you out.
Feet: Ok.

(later)
Me: Ok, we're home, time to relax. Taking off the shoes now.
Feet: THIS MEANS WAR

(two more blisters appear, laminate floor is lava, in the distance: sirens)

#walking#why
Sep 10, 2023, 12:51 AM·Public
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JJ Celery

Me: (waddling around the apartment like The Penguin on the outer edges of feet)
Feet:

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