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And thanks to the unsurpassed expertise of @donalmulligan, here's a comprehensive #Eurovision primer for those seeking to learn more about this important annual event:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1bsuSIdMnqrMShy_lASEEhNed68oX7vfXz3qWnZvgFk4/htmlview#

finland!

* bangs table *

Finland!!

FINLAND!!!

Greetings, Europe, from the #Ireland jury!

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Käärijä and Conor MacSweeney are the same person, don't @ me

#Käärijä
#Eurovision
#Finland
#Ireland
#TheYoungOffenders
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Marty Whelan saying somebody is a "huge TikTok person" will never not be funny.

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From an Ocean Queen from #Norway to.. these jumper lads from #Malta

No.

Just no.

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Also no, #Serbia.

Very much no.

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It's time now for #Latvia.

Or, in the words of @donalmulligan
TOILET BREAK

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@donalmulligan @clickhere disagree on Latvia. They had the most interesting song musically speaking thanks to the way it played with time signatures, and they performed it well.

@katzenclavier @clickhere That’s the lovely thing about #Eurovision - there’s something for everyone’s taste and interest. I’m glad you liked it but it wasn’t at all for me!

@donalmulligan @katzenclavier

Yeah, I'm afraid I could appreciate it but also did not really like it.

@donalmulligan @clickhere Yeah. For instance I know Loreen is a favorite, but Tattoo just bored me!

@katzenclavier @donalmulligan

I know what you mean - love Loreen (*respectful pause*), and the song is really good, but I don't think it's #Eurovision material.

(I may now have to go into hiding..)