Tue, 25 Jul 2023 11:50:43 +0000
dreams

Dream Logic: Time to get UP! NOW!
Sleepy Brain: NO! why on earth?
DL: The Danish Fire Warden training starts this morning. The boat is here to pick you up.
SB: Oh yes, of course. Wait, what?
DL: All perfectly logical, up you get.
SB: Oh yes, logical, ok then. Wait, Easter Monday? At 5am? What boat??
DL: Logical, no questions.
SB: Hang on...
DL: No questions. Logical, I said.
SB: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? A f**ng BOAT?
I'm awake now ya f**r! It's 5am and why would there be a f**g boat!
Grrr #dreams