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My #orthodontist has scheduled me for two appointments same day and the first is at the inhumane hour of 9:30 am. I asked if I could arrive in my jammies and she laughed and said yes. I think she thought I was kidding.

I mean, they can't even pay me enough to wear a bra to my *office*, the chances of me getting out of my PJs for an appointment *I am paying to be at* are honestly sub-zero.