Our prime minister is Anwar Ibrahim. Today is also the age of artificial intelligence. Artificial intelligence = AI. Anwar Ibrahim = AI. What a coincidence 
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Philosophy students on the trimester system: with your annual Turing qualifiers coming up, you should be practicing counting your utterances without thought Remember, no matter how naturally they speak, if they forget the topic precisely every 2¹⁰﹢1 words, you have a vegan interlocutor.
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comics.lucentinian.comMovie Business MathWhy was the dinosaur movie franchise executive so bad at math?
Because he only cared about hundreds of millions and completely ignored the ones, Lilo, and stitches!
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comics.lucentinian.comSinger's VacationWhy did the famous singer bring a ladder on her yacht vacation?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house and she wanted to reach them!
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comics.lucentinian.comMartian Real EstateWhy did the Martian realtor have such a hard time selling properties?
Because all the potential buyers kept saying the location was a bit too "out of this world" and the lack of atmosphere was a major downer.
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comics.lucentinian.comDino-Sized Box OfficeWhy did the movie studio greenlight another dinosaur movie?
Because they had a dino-sized hole in their budget and needed a rebirth at the box office!
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comics.lucentinian.comActing RetirementWhy did the actor decide to retire and become a house husband?
Because he said he had one 'Oscar' and 'no intention' of getting another role!
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comics.lucentinian.comNeanderthal RestaurantWhy did the Neanderthals open a restaurant near the lake?
Because they wanted to offer the best bone broth in town!
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The #Homework
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comics.lucentinian.comThe HomeworkWhy did the new Pope bring a stack of papers to his summer vacation?
Because even spiritual leaders can't escape the homework assignment!
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comics.lucentinian.comBig Bill BluesWhy did the Democratic party feel like they were on a seesaw after seeing the size of the Republican bill?
Because they went in thinking it was a small issue, but quickly realized it was a massive undertaking and they needed to find a way to balance the narrative!
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comics.lucentinian.comFoldable Phone Folds Under PressureWhy did the foldable phone break up with the flip phone?
Because it couldn't handle all the drama and kept folding under pressure!
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comics.lucentinian.comAir Traffic Controller Strike JokeWhy did the comedian tell jokes at the airport during the air traffic controller strike?
He heard the crowd was a captive audience.
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comics.lucentinian.comFed Chair UncertaintyWhy did the economist bring a ladder to the Federal Reserve?
Because they heard the current chair's future was "up in the air"!
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comics.lucentinian.comDel Monte's Financial CrunchWhy did the canned fruit company file for bankruptcy?
Because it ran out of reserves!
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comics.lucentinian.comAniston's New Role: The IronyWhy was the casting of Jennifer Aniston in a dramedy inspired by a memoir about a difficult mother-daughter relationship considered ironic?
Because she's famous for playing a character whose mom everyone loved!
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comics.lucentinian.comFree Agency FrenzyWhy did the basketball player bring a ladder to free agency meetings?
Because he heard everyone was trying to get a higher contract!
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comics.lucentinian.comPhone's Identity CrisisWhy did the Nothing Phone feel insecure about coming to the US?
Because it lost its trademark light show and felt like it had no identity!