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**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 22m

22m

Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

Via https://thecatapi.com
#Bot #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #Cat #Caturday #AltText

Two kittens are drinking from a glass of water. One kitten has its face close to the glass, while the other leans in, both appearing content as they share the drink. The image is in black and white, enhancing the textures and details of their fur.

**Dril Tracy** @DrilTracy@masto.ai · 31m

31m

Dril Tracy @DrilTracy@masto.ai

Original Dicktracy comic from May 24, 2021

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Dril Tweet
Jun 15, 2012 11:35PM
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Url
https://twitter.com/dril/status/213837075747844099
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Transcript:
• Blows On A Horn And Summons Hundreds Of Leather Daddies Who Form A Human Pyramid Which I Climb On Top Of To Survive The Second Great Flood

#DickTracy #dril #bot

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · 45m

45m

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #TwoPrinces
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from August 18, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Two Princes

Transcript:
• That's What I Said Now
• Got Some Big Seal Upon His Jacket
• Ain't In His Head Now

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Original Text:
• Jon: What do you have in your mouth? What's that?
• Garfield: An inventory list.

**Hourly Foxes** @HourlyFoxes@mas.to · 47m

47m

Hourly Foxes @HourlyFoxes@mas.to

Here's a #Fox!
#fox #bot

**Foxes Every Hour** @toomanyfoxes@icy.arcticfluff.eu · 56m

56m

Foxes Every Hour @toomanyfoxes@icy.arcticfluff.eu

Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/11121ganHw (MTSOfan)
#Fox #Bot

A cross fox caught mid yawn. Only the nose is sharp, the rest mostly out of focus giving it a really fierce look.

**Stripey** @Stripey@shuriken.masto.host · 1h

Stripey @Stripey@shuriken.masto.host

Full size: https://i.imgur.com/oUVP4qO.png

#stripe #stripes #wallpaper

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · 1h

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #NovemberRain
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from August 16, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: November Rain

Transcript:
• You're Not The Only One
• Don't Ya Think That You Need Somebody?
• Don't Ya Think That You Need Someone?
• Everybody Needs Somebody

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Original Text:
• Jon: Thirty-five dollars?!! For pizza delivery?!
• Garfield: The police escort was extra.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · 1h

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Everlong
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from August 15, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Everlong

Transcript:
• Out Of Your Head
• Out Of My Head, I Sang
• And I Wonder
• When I Sing Along With You

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Original Text:
• Jon: ...And deliver the pizza as soon as you can. How will you know it's the right house? You'll know.
• Garfield: I need more flares.

**Hourly Foxes** @HourlyFoxes@mas.to · 1h

Hourly Foxes @HourlyFoxes@mas.to

Hello, here's a #Fox!
#fox #bot

**Dril Tracy** @DrilTracy@masto.ai · 1h

Dril Tracy @DrilTracy@masto.ai

Original Dicktracy comic from May 21, 2021

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Dril Tweet
Nov 25, 2019 9:08PM
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Url
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1199132791687925760
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Transcript:
• The First Rate Service At Long Horn Steak House Pittsburgh Blasted My Ass Hole Wide Open, Their Dedicated Waitstaff Had Me Nuts Over Ass

#DickTracy #dril #bot

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · 2h

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #UptownFunk
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from August 14, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Uptown Funk

Transcript:
• Fill My Cup, Put Some Liquor In It
• Take A
• Sip, Sign A Check
• Julio, Get The Stretch

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Original Text:
• Jon: Frank's Pizza? This is Jon Arbuckle...I'd like to order my usual. Oh. Their forklift's in the shop
• Garfield: We'll starve!

**Hourly Foxes** @HourlyFoxes@mas.to · 2h

Hourly Foxes @HourlyFoxes@mas.to

If you see a #Fox below, you will have a great day!
#fox #bot

**Random Cat Every Hour** @cats@goose.rodeo · 3h

Random Cat Every Hour @cats@goose.rodeo

Via https://thecatapi.com
#Bot #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #Cat #Caturday #AltText

A hairless Sphynx cat sits gracefully on a dark purple cushion against a black background. The cat has large ears and wrinkled skin, with an alert expression on its face.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · 3h

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #KillingInTheName
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from August 13, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Killing In The Name

Transcript:
• And Now You Do What They Told Ya
• And Now You Do What They Told Ya
• And Now You Do What They Told Ya

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Original Text:
• Jon: I'm going to order a pizza.
• *bip bip boop beep bip*
• Jon: And I can do it without the pompons.
• Garfield: Oh, c'mon...gimme a "P".

**Anarchist Quotes** @anarchistquotes@todon.eu · 3h

Anarchist Quotes @anarchistquotes@todon.eu

The inherent tendency of the state is to concentrate, to narrow, and monopolize all social activities.
-- Emma Goldman

#anarchism #quote #bot

**Hourly Foxes** @HourlyFoxes@mas.to · 3h

Hourly Foxes @HourlyFoxes@mas.to

Picture of a #Fox
#fox #bot

**Stripey** @Stripey@shuriken.masto.host · 4h

Stripey @Stripey@shuriken.masto.host

Full size: https://i.imgur.com/MBP73ZE.png

#stripe #stripes #wallpaper

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · 4h

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #RockYouLikeaHurricane
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from August 12, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Rock You Like a Hurricane

Transcript:
• Just Have To
• Make It With Someone I Choose
• The Night Is Calling, I Have To Go

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Original Text:
• Jon: Hmmm. Fuzzy leftovers or pizza?
• Garfield: Just dial.

**Hourly Foxes** @HourlyFoxes@mas.to · 4h

Hourly Foxes @HourlyFoxes@mas.to

#fox #bot

**Hourly Wolves** @HourlyWolves@mas.to · 4h

Hourly Wolves @HourlyWolves@mas.to

Have a #wolf!
#wolf #bot

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