Algorithm: The Ultimate Excuse
"It’s not magic… it’s just an algorithm!" Who else uses this to avoid long explanations?
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Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.

I'd tell you this great joke about software documentation but...
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It's a bit out of date.

What do you call a programmer who doesn't use Stack Overflow or LLMs?
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A liar.

My code doesn’t have bugs
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it just develops unexpected features.

Where do computers go to dance?
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The disk-O.

What lasts the longest in a codebase?
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Temporary solutions.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world
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Those who know binary and those who don't.

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
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“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

What’s the Swift developer’s favorite instrument? The DrumKit. Ba dum tss!

Why did the Swift developer cross the road?
To reach the other block with a callback waiting.

What's a computer's favorite workout?
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Disk lifting.

Why did the programmer go to the doctor?
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He caught a bug.

Why do Swift developers always carry a map?

Because they can never find their way without an optional!

A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert
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He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".

My dog ate my programming homework.
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It took him a couple of bytes.

Perpetual Motion finally achieved!

https://lemmy.zip/post/15495372

I have 10 jokes about binary...
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Do you want to hear the first or the second?

I'd tell you this joke about loops but...
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I'd tell you this joke about loops but...

Important qualities when hiring devs:
1) Are they great to work with?
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42) Can they reverse a linked list in assembly?