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Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from May 17, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Keep Spendin' Most
• Our Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise

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Original Text:
• Jon: Hold on, you're breaking up... That's a little better... Perfect!
• Garfield: Ah, technology.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from March 18, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• And My Homies Is Down So Don't Arouse My Anger, Fool
• Death Ain't Nothin' But A Heartbeat Away
• I'm Livin' Life, Do
• Or Die, What Can I Say

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Original Text:
• Jon: "Cat owner's survey...Question One". "Does your cat clean himself?" Check.
• Garfield: Where's the moisturizing, volumizing, detangling conditioner?

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from September 24, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• As I Walk Through The Valley Of The
• Shadow Of Death
• I Take A Look At My Life And Realize There's Not Much Left

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Original Text:
• Spider #1: Phhhhhhhht.
• Spider #2: Didn't buy it, huh?
• Spider #1: My purr needs work.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from September 7, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Or You And Your Homies Might Be Lined In Chalk
• I Really Hate To Trip But I Gotta Loc
• As They Croak, I See Myself In The Pistol Smoke, Fool

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Original Text:
• Waiter: Your lobster, sir.
• Jon: There's ANOTHER restaurant I can't go back to.
• Garfield: "Crazed Diner Beats Entree with Pepper Mill.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from February 25, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Everybody's Runnin', But
• Half Of Them Ain't Lookin'
• It's Goin' On In The Kitchen, But I Don't Know What's Cookin'

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Ha!
• Jon: SPRINKLES AREN'T SO GREAT!
• Garfield: You just keep telling yourself that.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from December 10, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Tell Me Why Are We, So Blind To
• See
• That The Ones We Hurt, Are You And Me?

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Original Text:
• Garfield: What a wonderful season! What a beautiful tree! What a bountiful harvest!

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from September 27, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Even My Mama Thinks That My Mind Is Gone

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Original Text:
• Garfield: I think I'm losing my touch.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from April 1, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• I'm A Loc'd Out Gangsta Set Trippin' Banger
• And My Homies Is Down So Don't Arouse My Anger,
• Fool

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Original Text:
• Garfield: I think I'll go out and commune with nature.
• *slam slam*
• Jon: That was fast.
• Garfield: A little nature goes long way.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from December 19, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• I'm An Educated Fool With Money On My Mind
• Got My Ten In My Hand And A Gleam
• In My Eye
• I'm A Loc'd Out Gangsta Set Trippin' Banger
• And My Homies Is Down So Don't Arouse My Anger, Fool

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Original Text:
• Jon: Liz's Christmas card arrived!
• Garfield: Let's see!
• Jon: It's personal.
• Garfield: Personal?! I'M the one whose temperature she takes!

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from September 26, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• I Guess They Can't, I Guess They Won't
• I Guess They Front, That's Why I Know My Life Is Out Of Luck, Fool
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise

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Original Text:
• Jon: My Uncle Roy was very wise. One day he took me aside and said, "Son..." "Don't put your head under the tractor".
• Garfield: If only Jon had listened.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from April 30, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Keep Spendin' Most Our Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise

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Original Text:
• Jon: If my life were any more exciting, I'd need a stunt double. That was a JOKE, Garfield.
• Garfield: I'm not Garfield, I'm his stunt double.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from January 30, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Power And The Money, Money And The Power
• Minute After Minute, Hour After Hour
• Everybody's Runnin', But
• Half Of
• Them Ain't
• Lookin'

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Original Text:
• Jon: Look out, world! Here comes Garfield! I warned you.
• Garfield: Sniff. Burp. Huh? Cough.
• *scratch scratch*

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from December 12, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• As They Croak, I See Myself In The Pistol Smoke, Fool

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Is my nose really that big?

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from September 5, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• That The Ones We Hurt, Are You And Me?
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Keep Spendin' Most Our Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise

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Original Text:
• Jon: Hi Liz!...A what? A veterinary lecture? Tonight? Sure! Sounds like fun! I wonder what you wear to one of those.
• Garfield: A sincere look of feigned interest.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from February 25, 2006
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Keep Spendin' Most Our Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Look At The Situation They Got Me Facin'
• I Can't Live A Normal Life, I Was Raised By The Street
• So I Gotta Be Down With The Hood Team

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Bad date, Garfield. We went for a walk in the woods... And a tree fell on her.
• Garfield: Did she make a sound?

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from December 9, 2005
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• So I Gotta Be Down With The Hood Team
• Too Much Television
• Watchin' Got Me Chasin' Dreams
• I'm An Educated Fool With Money On My Mind

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Original Text:
• Garfield: I finally found the perfect Christmas stocking.
• Jon: HEY! Who nailed my waders to the mantle?!
• Garfield: We're talking quantity, not quality here.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from June 27, 2005
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• As They Croak, I See Myself In The Pistol Smoke, Fool
• I'm The Kinda G The Little
• Homies Wanna Be Like

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Ladies and gentlemen, man's best friend... Dog! Better you than me.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from March 23, 2005
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Been Spendin' Most Their
• Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Keep Spendin' Most Our Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise

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Original Text:
• Mouse: I finished gnawing the furniture. Now I'm off to eat some cheese and then to chew on socks.
• Jon: Garfield...
• Garfield: I'm on it, Jon. Pace yourself!

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from November 9, 2004
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Been Spendin' Most Their Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Keep Spendin' Most Our Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise
• Keep Spendin' Most Our Lives, Livin' In The Gangsta's Paradise

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Hey, I know I'm fat...so what? I'm fat, and I'm BEAUTIFUL! Narcissism...use it or lose it.

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from October 2, 2004
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Got My Ten In My Hand And A Gleam In My Eye
• I'm A Loc'd Out Gangsta Set Trippin' Banger

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Original Text:
• Jon: Today is a teense less boring than yesterday.
• Garfield: Party on.

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