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#grammarjokes

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Chris<p>Grammar rules to live by. </p><p><a href="https://hostux.social/tags/grammar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>grammar</span></a> <a href="https://hostux.social/tags/grammarjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>grammarjokes</span></a> <br><a href="https://lemm.ee/post/11689906" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemm.ee/post/11689906</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Orion Petitclerc<p>To knowing the difference between the phrases,</p><p>"English will eat away at your sanity",</p><p>and</p><p>"The English will eat away at your sanity",</p><p>and realizing that, while mutually exclusive of one another, both are true...</p><p>...I toast.</p><p><a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/grammarjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>grammarjokes</span></a> <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/english" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>english</span></a> <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/language" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>language</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@PamJo" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>PamJo</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Author" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Author</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/KurtVonnegut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KurtVonnegut</span></a> once said, "Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/semicolons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>semicolons</span></a>. All they do is show you've been to college."</p><p>That's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GoodAdvice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GoodAdvice</span></a>.</p><p>Personally, I avoid them like the plague. </p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/WritingAdvice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WritingAdvice</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/WritingTip" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WritingTip</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GrammarJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GrammarJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Quote</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FamousQuotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FamousQuotes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/WritingCimmunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WritingCimmunity</span></a></p>
Pseudonymous :antiverified:<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://masto.ai/@rbreich" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>rbreich</span></a></span><br>I don't know, I think that is pretty radical in the Ninja Turtles/surfer sense of the word. "I indicted a corrupt politician! Radical!"<br><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/GrammarJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GrammarJokes</span></a></p>
RC Hopgood<p>I keep reading this and laughing and laughing. <br><a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/grammar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>grammar</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/GrammarJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GrammarJokes</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/OxfordComma" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OxfordComma</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/Ustinov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ustinov</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/Mandela" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mandela</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/AynRand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AynRand</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/God" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>God</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/KrisKristofferson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KrisKristofferson</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/MerleHaggard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MerleHaggard</span></a> <a href="https://creativewriting.social/tags/RobertDuvall" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RobertDuvall</span></a></p>
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