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Dark Photon Studio<p><a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> isn't <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/TonyStark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TonyStark</span></a> or <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/JustinHammer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>JustinHammer</span></a>, he's <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a>.</p>
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈<p>None of these tech bros fuckos have the class and style of Hans Gruber, the fucking state of Modern Supervillainy....</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Enshittification" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Enshittification</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechBros" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechBros</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ElonMusk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Supervillain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Supervillain</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>I also posted this last year.... the worlds worst gif.</p><p>😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂<br>🎄 :christmasparrot: 🎁</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>Now for the money shot, the thing you've been waiting for over the last 3.5 weeks.</p><p>It's Christmas day... Yippy Ki Yay motherfuckers!!!</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>It's the last day... tomorrow he hits the ground....</p><p>Day 24</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>It's day 22 and Hans just asked for some choc chip shortbread.</p><p>He was told to yippie ki yay muthafucker</p><p>I must also apologise... I appear to have forgotten to post one yesterday.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>Hans is getting bored... he's now down to 4 bottles of beer on the wall.</p><p>He longs for the sweet, sweet, smell of pavement pizza.</p><p>Day 20</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>Dog walked, dog fed, coffee in my hand, Hans falls another floor to his doom.</p><p>Day 19 is going well.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>Day 18 of watching Hans fall, he can no longer see his house from here.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>Day 17 of the demise of Hans</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>It's day 16, Hans falls a little further... I'm completely out of ideas for jokes.</p><p>But to be fair... I don't think anything can ever top day 12.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>On the 15th day of xmas my true Hans sent to me, 15 lousy jokes.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>As he passed the 14th floor, Hans wished he'd remembered to make up a batch of Felix Felicis potion.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>As he falls past the halfway mark on day 13 , Mclaine thought he heard Hans shout 'By Grabthars hammer, by the sons of warvan, you shall be avenged'</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
G.I. Robot :bc:<p>My advent calendar today.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/CineMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CineMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>movies</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>christmas</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/diehard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>diehard</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/hansgruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hansgruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>You know the song, sing it with me... because it's day 12.</p><p>Ohhhh, We're halfway there<br>Ohhhh-OH Gruber in the air.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/BonJovi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BonJovi</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/LivingOnAPrayer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LivingOnAPrayer</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>On day 11 of Hans falling to his demise... he couldn't be bothered to try and think of a lame joke or pun to amuse those gleefully watching him plummet to his doom.</p><p>He does however have a brilliant one for tomorrow.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me... </p><p>10 Grubers falling</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>Day 9 of the demise of Hans Gruber, today he Truly, Madly, Deeply regrets he won't be able to open his Xmas presents. He was hoping that his brother had got him a train set.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSC<p>Day 8 of Hans falling to his doom</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AdventCalendar2024" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AdventCalendar2024</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHard</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/DieHardIsAnXmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DieHardIsAnXmasMovie</span></a> <br><a href="https://beige.party/tags/HansGruber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HansGruber</span></a></p>