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"Tyler Perry's Duplicity"
Wow, I didn't know Tyler Perry is duplicitous. You think you know people. 
IMDbTyler Perry's Duplicity (2025) ⭐ 4.6 | Drama, Mystery1h 49m | R
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@iFixit #AprilFools #Joke aside, there are #VDE-certified #Hammers to i.e. hammer in components that are under voltage...
- They are yellow&red colour coded tho!
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For years on my keyboard it sat;
It was so under-utilised that
It once suffered depression
For lack of expression;
That humble anonymous
My #neighbour bought a new #fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and put a sign next to it saying, "Free to good home - you want it, you take it".
For 3 days, the fridge sat there without even one #person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that #people were rather #skeptical about such a good deal, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridge for sale, $50".
The next day, someone stole it.
How do two #arsonists hook up?
...
...
...
A #match on #tinder.
What did the hawk say when it fell off the branch?
Well, this is hawk-ward.
'We'll buy half-a-million fuschias',
Said Hong, Kong and Wong to Confucius.
'I'd love to oblige',
Said his gardener Nige,
'But I fear that we've only these few, schias
there was once a guy called Alex Testa
Who looked alot like uncle festa
even his face
was a discrace
alex testa, blubber from manchester
I am hoping yesterday's #disastrous upstream release of #bluez was an #aprilfools #joke because it's about the only explanation for shipping something that #broken! I somehow doubt it as it's a regular occurrence.... there's a thing called CI peeps! Oh well, I got a fix out quickly and the #fedora testers picked it up too before it went anywhere close to a #stable release!
Have you ever heard just a normal word and thought, "Wow, that sounds like an insult."
That's what I think when I hear someone refer to either dill weed or cheese bag. I immediately imagine someone using those as insults, you ridiculous cheese bag.
My #wife accused me of stealing her #thesaurus.
This accusation has made me dumbfounded, perplexed, flabbergasted, stupefied and, quite frankly, bewildered.
My manager told me to have a good day.
So, I didn’t go to work.
Was supposed to post this yesterday, but oh well...
Looking a harmless prank to pull on your players? Check out my joke item: The Sending Stone of Kobold Facts.
Bonus #Joke :
Q: What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?
A: Banned from the petting zoo.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
Legs
Cheeti is the best at anything really. But he tries his best! Today he just wants to see ya smile! How about a lil joke!
