Jyoti Mishra<p>You: An outrageously hot 30yo woman on <a href="https://mas.to/tags/OkCupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OkCupid</span></a> with zero written bio but myriad SCANTILY CLAD photos. </p><p>Me: A morbidly obese 58yo man with an abdominal hernia that makes <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Kuatu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Kuatu</span></a> look like <a href="https://mas.to/tags/JeanSeberg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JeanSeberg</span></a> and a penchant for <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Cosplay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cosplay</span></a> </p><p>You: Hey, sexy! </p><p>Me: *thinks* No, I'm sure this is legit.</p>