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Dev Leader<p>Writing TODO comments in your code<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I have this awesome joke about !false...<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It's funny, because it's true.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the JavaScript developer sad?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Because he didn't know how to React.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why did the programmer stay in bed?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He was working on his REST API.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I've got a really good UDP joke but...<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>I'm not sure if you'll get it.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechFun</span></a></p>
🅺🅸🅼 🆂🅲🅷🆄🅻🆉:~$ ▓<p>Why can't programmers tell Halloween from Christmas? <br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>Because 31 oct = 25 dec<br><a href="https://social.data.coop/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fun</span></a> <a href="https://social.data.coop/tags/programmerjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmerjokes</span></a> <a href="https://social.data.coop/tags/oldie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oldie</span></a> <a href="https://social.data.coop/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>My code doesn’t have bugs<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>it just develops unexpected features.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What's a programmer's favorite musical note?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>C#.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What's the scariest variable type?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>The BOOlean.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
idunn<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/advice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>advice</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/programmerjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmerjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/programmerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmerhumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>How do trees access the internet?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They log in.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why do programmers hate nature?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It has too many bugs.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>My dog ate my programming homework.<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It took him a couple of bytes.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
sabik<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@devleader" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>devleader</span></a></span> <br>What's a template designer's favourite drink?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Jinja beer</p><p><a href="https://rants.au/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://rants.au/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://rants.au/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What's a programmer's favorite beer?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>IP-A.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>100 little bugs in the code<br>100 little bugs.<br>Fix a bug, commit the fix in,<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>...137 little bugs in the code.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why did the programmer go to the doctor?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He caught a bug.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>How did the JavaScript developer get lost at school?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He couldn't find his class.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a></p>
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