On today's #GreatestTrek, while Chakotay and the kids rig up the Protostar we discover the harrowing truth about holo Janeway's situation.

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Rok: "They called me The Monster. Every hero needs something to fight, and people came from all over to watch...that hero fight me. I tried to scare the hero. But heroes aren't scared easily. And the crowd couldn't wait to see...the hero win"

From E116

Rok: "If there's anything we learned while visiting Noble Isle, it's that science rules, and science needs rules. And it's our imperfections that make us who we are"

From E115

Rok: "Now that Murf is our official Security Officer, I can give my very first science log! This is so exciting!"

Rok's love of science is unmatched.

From E115

Admiral Janeway: "Who are these kids?"

From E115

Name that band.

Asencia: "They've discovered the Protostar. They're searching for the Captain"

Janeway: "Teenagers against the Romulan Tal Shiar. I don't like their odds"

From E115

Dr. Jago: "I can make you better. I can fix you"

Rok: "But it will change you, Dal"

Gwyn: "Dal, you don't need fixing"

From E115

Dal: "I was born in a petri dish? So I don't have any parents?"

Rok: "There's no one else like you. That's cool. Right?"

Okona: "Tough break, kid"

From E115

Dr. Jago: "Don't let your genes impede your dreams"

From E115

Rok: "Oh, my goodness. It's so science-y"

From E115

Okona: "Noble Isle is the forefront of cutting-edge science. They're doing things here that the Federation can't or, uh, won't, all in the name of pushing the boundaries"

Hologram Janeway: "Be careful. When he says 'cutting edge', he means unregulated. There's a reason Starfleet has laws about scientific experimentation. If it's too good to be true, it probably is"

From E115

On today's #GreatestTrek, whether he's a toilet or a tent, purple ain't got shit on Murf.

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Okona: "Mm, did you do something to your hair?"

Hologram Janeway: "I bet you say that to every advisory hologram"

From E115

Zero: "I'm sensing our captain is--what's the expression? Utterly clueless"

From E115

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #208 - Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.

Name that band.

Hologram Janeway: "The real me is hunting us with a quantum slipstream Dauntless-class Starship? Good luck with that"

From E114

Dal: "Let's burn some ions"

From E114