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Dev Leader<p>The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>but you have no idea why</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>where you're both the criminal and the investigator.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What's a programmer's favorite hangout?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Foo Bar.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They said I didn't put in enough shifts.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What lasts the longest in a codebase?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Temporary solutions.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechFun</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why don't programmers like nature?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>There are too many bugs outside!</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why do programmers hate nature?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It has too many bugs.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>100 little bugs in the code<br>100 little bugs.<br>Fix a bug, commit the fix in,<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>...137 little bugs in the code.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the developer calm?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He had exception handling.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why don't programmers like to golf?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They can't stand the buggy environment.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the programmer dumped by their partner?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They had git commitment issues.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a></p>