Preston MacDougall<p>Need a pick-me-up?</p><p>An undocumented immigrant was arrested by <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/ICE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ICE</span></a> (keep reading) in <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> after she transferred $800,000 of #$TRUMP <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/crypto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crypto</span></a> coins to her wallet while spending the night on her <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/ultraMAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ultraMAGA</span></a> boyfriend’s yacht, then put $4,000+ of <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/Airbnb" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Airbnb</span></a> charges on the <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/American" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>American</span></a> Express credit card that she stole from ‘Mr. Bravo’ (yes, that’s his name)! <a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/woman-allegedly-stole-trump-cryptocurrency-from-ex_n_67ba1b92e4b06ee6c48333dd" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">huffpost.com/entry/woman-alleg</span><span class="invisible">edly-stole-trump-cryptocurrency-from-ex_n_67ba1b92e4b06ee6c48333dd</span></a></p><p>The cherries 🍒 on top are that a <a href="https://mstdn.science/tags/NeoNazi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NeoNazi</span></a> owns Airbnb and Mr. Bravo’s lawyer is trying to STOP her auto-deportation! 😂</p>