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🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈<p>a leaf amongst leaves</p><p><a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/PlushieAdventures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PlushieAdventures</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/MaryJane" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MaryJane</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plush" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plush</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plushie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plushie</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannabis</span></a></p>
🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈<p>prototype denim weed plushie harness volume 1</p><p><a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/punk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>punk</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/DIY" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DIY</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plush" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plush</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plushie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plushie</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/PlushieAdventures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PlushieAdventures</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannabis</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/MaryJane" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MaryJane</span></a></p>
🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈:over18: weed plushie and vantaboobs :over18:
🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈<p>FUCK YEAH</p><p><a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/vantaselfie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vantaselfie</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/MaryJane" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MaryJane</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannabis</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plush" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plush</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plushie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plushie</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/PlushieAdventures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PlushieAdventures</span></a></p>
🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈<p>hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah</p><p><a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/PlushieAdventures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PlushieAdventures</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/MaryJane" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MaryJane</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plush" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plush</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plushie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plushie</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannabis</span></a></p>
🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈<p>new plushie just dropped!!! her name's Mary Jane!!!!! gonna be taking her everywhere with me and posting her adventures in the <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/PlushieAdventures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PlushieAdventures</span></a> tag :3</p><p>:weed: </p><p><a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/MaryJane" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MaryJane</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plush" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plush</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/plushie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plushie</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannabis</span></a></p>
Tina van OranjeMal sehen, ob's was wird. Diesmal hab ich an die Schafwolle gedacht. ☝🏽<br> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/growyourown?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#growyourown</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/weed?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#weed</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/garden?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#garden</a>
Randall Perkinson Photography<p>Growing in a Crack<br>Alton, Illinois, USA</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Photography</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/StreetPhotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>StreetPhotography</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/streetscapephotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>streetscapephotography</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Alton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Alton</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Illinois" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Illinois</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BlackAndWhite" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BlackAndWhite</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/blackandwhitephotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>blackandwhitephotography</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/blackandwhitephoto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>blackandwhitephoto</span></a></p>
doctorambient<p>TIL that it might be party time in Ohio.</p><p>LOL</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannabis</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ohio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ohio</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fyi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fyi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/til" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>til</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a></p>
Feoh<p>Hey <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/massachusetts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>massachusetts</span></a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/boston" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>boston</span></a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/somerville" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>somerville</span></a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/cambridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cambridge</span></a> and all points beyond folks: The idiot brigade are trying to criminalize <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannabis</span></a> again. Let's curb stomp these jerks and remind them that jailing tax paying citizens for the possession of <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> in any form is just plain wrong with alcohol being legal <em>and</em> a huge waste of taxpayer dollars.</p><p><a href="https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2025/08/18/ballot-proposal-end-recreational-marijuana/#gf_4987" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">boston.com/news/local-news/202</span><span class="invisible">5/08/18/ballot-proposal-end-recreational-marijuana/#gf_4987</span></a></p>
Vincarsi<p>I used <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> to cope with my burnout. It's probably the only thing that kept me out of the psych ward for the worst months. I'm so grateful that it's legal here and I was able to access it easily when I needed it.<br>Now I'm recovering from burnout, I don't want to be numbed anymore.<br>I weened myself down to smoking once a day (before bed) several months ago. I am now on day 3 without even that. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/progress" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>progress</span></a><br>I will probably still smoke occasionally like I used to. I'm just trying to kick the dependency</p>
Brian Greenberg :verified:<p>💨 Almost a million marijuana patient records were left exposed by Ohio Medical Alliance, with no password, no encryption, and deeply personal files wide open. SSNs, IDs, driver’s licenses, and even mental health evaluations were sitting in an unprotected database. This is not just another misconfigured server. For patients, exposure of PTSD or anxiety evaluations tied to their name can mean discrimination, harassment, or loss of employment. And when medical records overlap with marijuana use, the social risk compounds. 🏥</p><p>TL;DR<br>⚠️ 957k records exposed<br>🔐 SSNs and IDs unprotected<br>📂 Mental health files leaked<br>🧠 High risk of discrimination</p><p><a href="https://hackread.com/ssns-health-records-exposed-marijuana-patient-database/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">hackread.com/ssns-health-recor</span><span class="invisible">ds-exposed-marijuana-patient-database/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/cybersecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cybersecurity</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/healthcare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>healthcare</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/privacy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>privacy</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/databreach" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>databreach</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/security" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>security</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/privacy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>privacy</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/cloud" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cloud</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/infosec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>infosec</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> #420 <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fail</span></a></p>
Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar<p>Even the horrible Virginia creeper has its uses. It's strong and ropey and bends easily, so can be used as biodegradable plant ties.</p><p>And <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.tchncs.de/@vaviurka" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>vaviurka</span></a></span> made an ornamental wreath from it last year.</p><p><a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/VirginiaCreeper" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>VirginiaCreeper</span></a> <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/Weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Weed</span></a> <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/Homestead" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Homestead</span></a> <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/Gardening" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Gardening</span></a></p>
Wuzzy<p><a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/UK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>UK</span></a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/law" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>law</span></a> negatively affects <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/Luanti" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Luanti</span></a>, because <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@rubenwardy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>rubenwardy</span></a></span> (who maintains ContentDB) is too afraid of the state to allow "controversial" content like a <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/hemp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hemp</span></a> mod (this actually happened).</p><p>This isn’t his fault, but it’s still wrong. Mods featuring alcohol are less restricted. If alcohol is OK, why not <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a>?</p><p>I'm not even a drug user (not weed, alcohol, anything) but I am allergic to <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/bullshit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bullshit</span></a>.</p><p>They call it "<a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/OnlineSafetyAct" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OnlineSafetyAct</span></a>". I call it BULLSHIT! It’s just bullying people into self-<a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/censorship" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>censorship</span></a>.</p>
All for Gardening<p>A couple tore out their lawn and planted a magical low water landscape <a href="https://www.allforgardening.com/1412948/a-couple-tore-out-their-lawn-and-planted-a-magical-low-water-landscape/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">allforgardening.com/1412948/a-</span><span class="invisible">couple-tore-out-their-lawn-and-planted-a-magical-low-water-landscape/</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/backyard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>backyard</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/BushSunflower" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BushSunflower</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/concrete" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>concrete</span></a>! <a href="https://vive.im/tags/couple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>couple</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/garden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>garden</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/gardening" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gardening</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/GardeningAustralia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GardeningAustralia</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/grass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>grass</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/hursley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hursley</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/landscape" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>landscape</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/LexieGlass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LexieGlass</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/LosAngelesTimes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LosAngelesTimes</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/NativePlant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NativePlant</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/plant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plant</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/sage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sage</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/TheodorePayneFoundation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TheodorePayneFoundation</span></a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a></p>
guerrilla stickers 通信<p>"QUI SI FUMA CANNABIS<br>Come nel resto d'Italia... quando lo accetterete?"<br>(By <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/FattiSegreti" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FattiSegreti</span></a>) </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/gsnag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gsnag</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/guerrillastickers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>guerrillastickers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/noadesivigrazie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>noadesivigrazie</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/sticker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sticker</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/stickers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>stickers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/stickerslap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>stickerslap</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/stickerslaps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>stickerslaps</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/stickerart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>stickerart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/420stickers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>420stickers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/ganja" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ganja</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannabis</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.bida.im/tags/marijuana" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>marijuana</span></a></p>
Frank (he/him)<p>"...but also blackjack and hookers" 🤣🤣🤣</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stoners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>stoners</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a></p>
Goldfishbrain<p>I'm not saying I'm high af, but news made me grin madly, because my eyes are too dry to cry. </p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cannabis</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/marijuana" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>marijuana</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>To all <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stoners" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>stoners</span></a> -</p><p>Ever go binge on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>music</span></a> while so blazed you forget what you were doing when you were trying to remember what you were doing, add a bunch of stuff, then listen to it <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sober" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sober</span></a> and think "this is the weirdest damn song I've ever heard, I think I need to smoke more <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a> and remember why I added it,"?</p><p>I do this, and now my main playlist has 12,000 songs accumulated over half a decade of weird ass tracks of every genre.</p><p>Except popular <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/country" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>country</span></a>.</p><p>Ew.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>writing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StonerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>StonerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈<p>STORY TIME: MY FIRST EDIBLES</p><p>by vanta rainbow black</p><p>-</p><p>MY FIRST EDIBLE EVER (MADE BY ME!)</p><p>the year was 2013. i was a fresh-faced high school sophomore at the time. this was back when weed was still illegal in california. i bought a gram of some from some dude in my tv/video class. but him and his dipshit friends had tried to imitate breaking bad by putting chili powder in it, so it was totally unsmokeable. not to be deterred, i set out to make edibles with it one night when my mom wasn't home. i crushed some up with my hands and put it in some sorta oil. then put that in the oven and let it go for a while. i think it was my first time ever using the oven. anyway i dipped some toast in the oil afterwards. what the fuck is dosing? i had no tolerance and just ate a gram of weed. i wasn't convinced anything would even happen, sure i did something wrong to make it not work. and then... two hours passed and IT HIT ME</p><p>so i freaked out. i kept thinking i was dying. started panicking. called my mom and told her i was having an asthma attack. of course, that bitch just freaked out and made it worse lol. at one point i was just... lying down in the driveway of our house. because i was like "at least this way if i die somebody will find me" lmaooooooo. you'd think i would've learned my lesson about edibles and dosing but instead...</p><p>MY FIRST EDIBLE MADE BY SOMEONE ELSE</p><p>the year was still 2013. i bought some homemade weed cereal bars from a dude in my math class. i remember texting him asking how much i should take, and he responded: "the whole thing, you'll thank me later." and so, i did, at the very first out of a long string of house parties i would end up attending in high school. when me and the friend i went with arrived we walked in, went through the house, and into the backyard. we sat down at a table, each popped the entirety of our respective cereal bars, and chilled for a bit. started knocking back beers. 45 minutes passed, then suddenly somebody was running to the back door of the house and shouting "cops are here!!!"</p><p>never one to be defeated, i already had a plan for this. i'd been around and even scoped out the location on google earth before and knew there was a drainage ditch running behind that block of houses. at the very end, the fence was knocked down, and there was an abandoned house. so i turned to my friend and was like "abandoned house?" and he nodded fervently</p><p>so we dipped the fuck out. we had to get down a hill to get to the backyard fence, and i tripped and tumbled down it. picked myself up quickly. jumped the fence. and when i made it to the other side and picked myself up i turned around to find not just the friend i'd came to the party with but three other unfamiliar individuals. they asked "you said something about an abandoned house?" sirens blaring, rain beginning to pour, people in the distance freaking out. in that moment THE EDIBLE HIT. so hard. so i turned to the newcomers and with a touch of dramatics said "come with me if you want to live!!!!!"</p><p>and so they did. and we made it out without getting busted by the cops. i would end up running away from the pigs numerous times throughout my career in teenage hooliganism. one time they sent a helicopter after us and i had to hide in a tiny little tunnel for an hour lol. what the fuck?</p><p>anyways yeah. that's my story. thanks for reading. hope it was at least a little bit entertaining lmao</p><p><a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/StoryTime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>StoryTime</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a></p>