🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈<p>STORY TIME: MY FIRST EDIBLES</p><p>by vanta rainbow black</p><p>-</p><p>MY FIRST EDIBLE EVER (MADE BY ME!)</p><p>the year was 2013. i was a fresh-faced high school sophomore at the time. this was back when weed was still illegal in california. i bought a gram of some from some dude in my tv/video class. but him and his dipshit friends had tried to imitate breaking bad by putting chili powder in it, so it was totally unsmokeable. not to be deterred, i set out to make edibles with it one night when my mom wasn't home. i crushed some up with my hands and put it in some sorta oil. then put that in the oven and let it go for a while. i think it was my first time ever using the oven. anyway i dipped some toast in the oil afterwards. what the fuck is dosing? i had no tolerance and just ate a gram of weed. i wasn't convinced anything would even happen, sure i did something wrong to make it not work. and then... two hours passed and IT HIT ME</p><p>so i freaked out. i kept thinking i was dying. started panicking. called my mom and told her i was having an asthma attack. of course, that bitch just freaked out and made it worse lol. at one point i was just... lying down in the driveway of our house. because i was like "at least this way if i die somebody will find me" lmaooooooo. you'd think i would've learned my lesson about edibles and dosing but instead...</p><p>MY FIRST EDIBLE MADE BY SOMEONE ELSE</p><p>the year was still 2013. i bought some homemade weed cereal bars from a dude in my math class. i remember texting him asking how much i should take, and he responded: "the whole thing, you'll thank me later." and so, i did, at the very first out of a long string of house parties i would end up attending in high school. when me and the friend i went with arrived we walked in, went through the house, and into the backyard. we sat down at a table, each popped the entirety of our respective cereal bars, and chilled for a bit. started knocking back beers. 45 minutes passed, then suddenly somebody was running to the back door of the house and shouting "cops are here!!!"</p><p>never one to be defeated, i already had a plan for this. i'd been around and even scoped out the location on google earth before and knew there was a drainage ditch running behind that block of houses. at the very end, the fence was knocked down, and there was an abandoned house. so i turned to my friend and was like "abandoned house?" and he nodded fervently</p><p>so we dipped the fuck out. we had to get down a hill to get to the backyard fence, and i tripped and tumbled down it. picked myself up quickly. jumped the fence. and when i made it to the other side and picked myself up i turned around to find not just the friend i'd came to the party with but three other unfamiliar individuals. they asked "you said something about an abandoned house?" sirens blaring, rain beginning to pour, people in the distance freaking out. in that moment THE EDIBLE HIT. so hard. so i turned to the newcomers and with a touch of dramatics said "come with me if you want to live!!!!!"</p><p>and so they did. and we made it out without getting busted by the cops. i would end up running away from the pigs numerous times throughout my career in teenage hooliganism. one time they sent a helicopter after us and i had to hide in a tiny little tunnel for an hour lol. what the fuck?</p><p>anyways yeah. that's my story. thanks for reading. hope it was at least a little bit entertaining lmao</p><p><a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/StoryTime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>StoryTime</span></a> <a href="https://cyberpunk.lol/tags/weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>weed</span></a></p>