John Brophy<p>UBS agrees to take Credit Suisse out behind the barn and put a bullet in its head, because that is definitely going to stop the imminent crash.</p><p>&quot;UBS confirmed to buy Credit Suisse in bid to avert global banking crisis&quot; <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/IrishTimes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>IrishTimes</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.irishtimes.com/business/financial-services/2023/03/19/ubs-offers-to-buy-credit-suisse-for-up-to-1bn/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">irishtimes.com/business/financ</span><span class="invisible">ial-services/2023/03/19/ubs-offers-to-buy-credit-suisse-for-up-to-1bn/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/CreditSuisse" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CreditSuisse</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/BankingCrisis" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BankingCrisis</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/WhyYesIWouldLoveAnotherRecession" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>WhyYesIWouldLoveAnotherRecession</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/UBS" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>UBS</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Fa%C3%A7adeCapitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FaçadeCapitalism</span></a></p>