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**Andy** @AGT@mastodon.scot · 5d *

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#space #Spacetravel #Mars #ElonMusk #MarsColonisation #Funny #Jobs #Musk #Science #Work #Astronaut #NASA #starship #martian #career #careers #jobopportunity
ELON MUSK & NASA ARE RECRUITING!!!
Have YOU got what it takes to live on Mars? Could you be one of the first people in history to colonize another planet? Are you up for the job?
Answer the following questionnaire correctly and your new career will literally be out of this world!

Mars job application NASA Mars Habitation Project. Job application questionnaire. (Please tick applicable option.) 1. Which colour do you prefer? A.) Blue B.) Green C.) Red 2. Which chocolate bar do you prefer? A.) KitKat B.) Curly Wurly C.) Mars Bar 3. Which movie do you prefer? A.) The Great Escape B.) War of the Worlds C.) Bambi 4. Which popstar do you prefer? A.) Britney Spears B.) Bryan Adams C.) Bruno Mars

5. Which suit would you like to see your partner wearing? A.) Birthday suit B.) A smart two piece business suit C.) Space suit 6. In your spare time, where would you like to spend your holiday? A.) At the seaside B.) In the countryside C.) In 56,000,000 square miles of arid featureless desert 7. Personality wise, what type of person are you? A.) Party animal B.) A chatty socialite C.) The quiet stay at home type 8. What would be your preferred maximum commuting distance to work? A.) 25 miles B.) 50 miles C.) 34,000,000 miles

9. During a relaxing night in, what would be your favourite drink? A.) A pint of lager B.) A glass or two of red wine C.) A beaker full of fizzy strawberry flavoured recycled urine 10. Which of the following would be your ideal pet? A.) Cat B.) Dog C.) A microbial life form 12. Which of the following hobbies do you prefer? A.) Fishing B.) Windsurfing C.) Crosswords

13. Which meal would you prefer? A.) Roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, sprouts, carrots and gravy B.) Sausage pasta bake with new potatoes and stir fried vegetables C.) Pot noodle mixed with fizzy strawberry flavoured recycled urine 14. Which is your preferred way of keeping in touch with family and friends? A.) Meeting up for a drink and a meal every other weekend B.) Phoning and texting every day, and visiting them when you have time C.) Skyping them for 5 minutes every 22 months

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**Chery (Great Australian Pods)** @cheryanne@aus.social · Apr 25

**Göttingen Campus** @thegoecampus@academiccloud.social · Apr 24

Apr 24

Göttingen Campus @thegoecampus@academiccloud.social

Everyone welcome: register now for inspiring online talks in the run up to #WoCaNet2025: https://uni-goettingen.de/de/203891.html

Share the journeys of inspirational women: from reshaping education systems to #Careers as #ResearchLeaders in #Industry #Management #Publishing #Academia.

And join #Wocanet Women’s Careers & Networks 2025 on June 4-5 to be part of the conversation.

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**shem** @shemjm@vivaldi.net · Apr 23

Apr 23

shem @shemjm@vivaldi.net

I've decided to start preparing for a career change. I've been working as a developer for about 6 years now and I used to really enjoy it but now I am pretty much just reviewing gpt code from vibe coding colleagues and it has sucked all the fun out of the job.

I always enjoyed the process of making software and solving problems. Now it's all just copilots and LLM assistants great for technological advancements and productivity but pretty boring.

AI has kinda ruined everything digital for me so I'm going to try to move into a more outdoorsy role. Gardening or something.

#SoftwareDevelopment #careers #AI

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