One thing wives like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my wife to the south of France, but instead I drove her to an old burned-out warehouse.
“Oh, no,” I said. “Marseille burned down.”
She cried and cried, but I think that deep down, she thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Marseille, but it ACTUALLY DID BURN DOWN.
We are not islands of sadness. We are an archipelago of souls, connected by the same emotional tides. What else are pants but wearable napkins?
#DeepThoughts
"Realize" is a funny word; as if a thing is only real after you've perceived it.
People say things like "enjoy the rest of *your* day" as if you have a different day "have *a* nice day" as if there are more than one day you could have.
We are all on the same rotating planet, chained to the same arrow of causality; we all experience the same inevitable day.
Enjoy *this* day!
I think I'm old enough and wise enough to admit that maybe I just don't like #Artichokes.
Definitely don't like preparing them.
Pretty sure I rarely like eating them, which sometimes feels like just as much as work as preparing them.
Simmered for a long time in something that renders them near undetectable? Sure, fine.
Otherwise -- I think I'll just skip them.
#LOL #DeepThoughts
As near as I can tell, there appears to be a very finite number of options for spice storage and precisely zero of them are any good. #deepthoughts
if the tiny snails are roombas... the big ones are pac-mans. that is all. #deepThoughts
Is is about the rock? Is the thing itself not sufficient to trigger a certain wariness?
Perhaps that is an overly literal interpretation. Behind me is a parked minivan. A hard place, as it were. This text helps me situate myself as being between a rock and a hard place.
Or perhaps it has nothing to do with the rock, and it simplify encapsulates the zeitgiest. Caution, plague. Caution, fascism. Caution, consumerism. Caution, climate change.
Let me just say I am really good at getting splinters out of body parts :-)
I have a whole routine that sets me up for success and when I follow it, I succeed
Wish I did that in other areas of life lol
#GoodHabits #medicine #PracticeWhatIPreach #SmallMedicalProcedures
#deepthoughts 
If you shoot for the moon and miss, you won't end up near any stars. Stars are millions of miles away. You'll end up lost in space.
Good luck.
"It's like trying to diet by spending all evening in a bakery."
Had an interesting conversation with an AI today about human behavior, and it came up with this perfectly poignant (and hilarious) analogy! So true for so many things. Thanks, Gemini! 
Beause my collegue @firesidefedi has me thinking: "preaching to the choir" gets a bad rep. Sometimes it's not about growth, it's about maintaining a stable and happy home. The choir needs to hear that too. #fediverse #deepthoughts
I've reflected upon this deeply, and I've come to the conclusion that it's totally OK to kink shame an AI chatbot for the content it generates.
#AI
#DeepThoughts
#DeepThoughtsWithJackHandsey
If everyone had to wear a warning label, what would yours say?
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I don't look like much. Largely, I look like too much, actually--I have a weight issue. But I have this theory that my most long-term relationship lasted as long as it did because my love-language is touch and I'm physically addictive.
I've thought a lot about this recently, and I think a physical relationship with me likely isn't very appealing from the outside, but in a relationship I'm probably habit-forming.
OK, so that's a weird thing to think about, but whatever.
@tante Wait, your suggestion is to change the narrative? Let me think of a synonym for narrative. Oh I know! Message! #DeepThoughts
The venerable Noam Chomsky, renowned for his linguistic genius, has now graced us with his deep thoughts on AI —that it is, in fact, transforming every walk of life. What profound insight! 
Perhaps next he'll reveal that water is, indeed, wet.
https://chomsky.info/20230503-2/ #NoamChomsky #AITransformation #LinguisticGenius #DeepThoughts #TechInsight #HackerNews #ngated
Yesterday, after editing this Mondays @gamesatwork_biz podcast, I started wondering. How do we get joy and wonder back into tech? Can we bring back the innocence of cool tech, without the cynicism of attention monetization? #deepthoughts #Technology #ai #gaming
