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Blue DeviL // SCTWhy should I code with <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Malbolge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Malbolge</a> when we have <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/JavaScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JavaScript</a>?<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/phun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#phun</a>

Reinhard LacknerJust to be on record: I honestly didn’t expect that even non-YAML code (👀 @nuke build – yeah, I’m talking to you...) would require just as many fucking never-ending commits. Azure DevOps has proven me wrong. (lol)The real pain point? No local test run No Run pipeline locally Zero feedback until you PR, merge, and let it rip on mainSo yeah, we’re basically testing on the main branch. In production. In 2025. For everything else, there’s: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Also, I firmly believe that not only Carthage must be destroyed, but also:- CI/CD with no local feedback loop - “Works on my machine” excuses _ YAML files that silently break on pasted tabs - And every doc that starts with “just”And yes — I really thought nuke build would make things better... But after 24 hours of commits, checks, and trial-and-error, I’ve been proven otherwise (and I really wanted to make it work and local debugging is awesome — but it’s useless when the docs are a soggy mess and don’t reflect reality.)<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevOps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevOps</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/AzureDevOps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AzureDevOps</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/YAML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#YAML</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NukeBuild" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NukeBuild</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CI</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CICD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CICD</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/MainBranchDrivenDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MainBranchDrivenDevelopment</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/WorksOnMyMachine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WorksOnMyMachine</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/AgileStruggles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AgileStruggles</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ModernDev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ModernDev</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CarthagoDelendaEst" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CarthagoDelendaEst</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BuildFail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BuildFail</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DebuggingHell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DebuggingHell</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/LocalIsNotProd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LocalIsNotProd</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareEngineering</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DotNet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DotNet</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevLife</a>

Jos :donor:I've written code you people wouldn't believe. Seen Docker containers on fire off the dev-branch of a repository. Watched the k8s pods glitter near the load-balancer gateway. All that code will be lost in time, like commits on dead branches. Time to <code>git reset --hard HEAD</code>.<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/bladerunner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bladerunner</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/adhdbraingoesbrr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#adhdbraingoesbrr</a>

YunaDear Gradle, Why So Stubborn? Do I do something wrong?Watching juniors try to set up a project and being greeted by cryptic stack traces like it's some kind of initiation ritual.`Unsupported class file major version 61` `invalid CEN header zip64 no access package`, ...Java can compile code for older versions just fine. It's literally designed for that. Oh why, must Gradle behave like a bitter librarian who refuses to hand over a book unless I whisper the exact Dewey Decimal Code? Every other Language will laugh again at java, seeing this.💡 Why is Gradle bound to a java version? And if Gradle knows it needs Java 11… why doesn't it just do this for me? Like using `/usr/libexec/java_home -v 11` in background?🤖 Is there a clean way to force Gradle into submission without adding another tool like SDKMAN or jabba or YunaBraska/gradle-java-fix or whatever the trendy painkiller of the week is?<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Java" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Java</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Gradle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Gradle</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BuildTools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BuildTools</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperProblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperProblems</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/JDK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JDK</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingPain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingPain</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CleanCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CleanCode</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareEngineering</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/OpenJDK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpenJDK</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodeNewbie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeNewbie</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BackendDev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BackendDev</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BuildFails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BuildFails</a>

hugovangalen 🤖 🕹️ 😼Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary friends. I present to you... the <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/deploydocus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#deploydocus</a>.<a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/developers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developers</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/devops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devops</a>

Dev LeaderWhy did the web developer fail their driving test? ... .. . They couldn't handle all the traffic.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

CX-7That moment when your career flashes before your eyes 👀<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/softwaredevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#softwaredevelopment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/developers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developers</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

Hank G ☑️<a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

Dev LeaderMy dog ate my programming homework. ... .. . It took him a couple of bytes.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechFun</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#NerdHumor</a>

Yuna"Will you write component tests with me?" 💍 Forget "Will you marry me?" as this is the real question of commitment. A perfect mix of unit and E2E tests, proving microservices true behaviour. Because nothing says "forever" like solid test coverage. 🛠️❤️<a href="https://martinfowler.com/articles/microservice-testing/#conclusion-summary" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://martinfowler.com/articles/microservice-testing/#conclusion-summary</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingLove" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingLove</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TestingIsCaring" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TestingIsCaring</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Microservices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Microservices</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ComponentTesting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ComponentTesting</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/UnitTests" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#UnitTests</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/E2ETests" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#E2ETests</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechRomance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechRomance</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodeCoverage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeCoverage</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/QA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#QA</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevLife</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developer</a>

YunaDo we really need all these layers to manage and maintain? Sometimes a simple compass does the job better than a cloud-connected smartphone app. Let’s bring back more KISS and YAGNI principles to development. 🚶‍♂️⛰️ <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareSimplicity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareSimplicity</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/KISS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#KISS</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/YAGNI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#YAGNI</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperExperience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperExperience</a>

Henry FisherPeople often ask me when <a href="https://dindon.one/@mastogram" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@mastogram</a> will become OpenSource. And when they hear my answer — "never" — their reactions are always amusing. First comes the inevitable "why?", followed by, sometimes, outright indignation: "That's not right!" I usually finish them off with a "joke" about introducing premium features.The funniest part is that those advocating for open-source are almost always software developers — the very same people who go to work and get paid a nice salary for their efforts. And every time, a loud question pops into my head: why on earth should I write my code for free or stand around with a crypto-wallet in hand, begging for spare change?It’s easy to play the office Che Guevara when your paycheck is guaranteed! To those “revolutionaries,” I have just one suggestion: quit your job and test your commitment to pure, unadulterated altruism. No hypocrisy allowed.<a href="https://dindon.one/tags/OpenSourceDebate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OpenSourceDebate</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareDevelopment</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevLife</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/CodeEthics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeEthics</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/PremiumFeatures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PremiumFeatures</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/AltruismVsReality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AltruismVsReality</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/TechPhilosophy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechPhilosophy</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/WorkAndWorth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WorkAndWorth</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/OfficeCheGuevara" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OfficeCheGuevara</a> <a href="https://dindon.one/tags/notg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notg</a>

Emanuel Schleussinger 💾funny AI coding comments. "I'll add strategic logging to help diagnose the wiggling issue" <a href="https://retro.gold" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://retro.gold</a> <a href="https://schleuss.online/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a>

Dev LeaderBeing a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie ... .. . where you're both the criminal and the investigator.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechLaughts</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BadJokes</a>

Hank G ☑️Stolen from a Matrix chat room :) <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeekHumor</a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a>

Hank G ☑️<a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=geekhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#geekhumor</a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a>

Krishna Draws✏️Panel 1 teaser for a brand new PC WEENIES comic. Read the rest:<a href="https://pcweenies.com/comic/comic-indistinguishable-from-tragic/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://pcweenies.com/comic/comic-indistinguishable-from-tragic/</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techcomic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techcomic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/aI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#aI</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/software" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#software</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techhumor</a>

Dev LeaderWhy do programmers hate nature? ... .. . It has too many bugs.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechLaughts</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerJokes</a>

DaisyGoatRequest failed. Error code: 5∞ - Eternal Server Error<a href="https://denden.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://denden.world/tags/softwaredev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#softwaredev</a> <a href="https://denden.world/tags/devhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devhumor</a>

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