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#getoffmylawn

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The automated text shit is really starting to bother me. I don't mind getting reminders for upcoming appointments, but when the reminders include instructions that don't relate to my situation, it just proves how little the person using the automated system really cares about their customers. This guy is coming to do a tuneup on a 6 hp Suzuki outboard motor. There is no boat, there is no key, and he'll have to bring his own equipment if he wants to run the motor. 🙄 #GetOffMyLawn

Every single day ... and not simply once per day...

"Was XX made this way specfically as terrible as possible so that I'll eventually give up and buy a YY?"

"Why does XX get worse with every single system update? Do they know anything about regression testing at all?"

"Do they only operate on the idiotic notion of 'Move Fast, Break Everything?' as if we were still in 2009 web2.0 and testing in production? Also, only lazy unimaginative chuds think that everything needs to be tested in production!"

"Do they really think everyone is an A or a B in their poorly conceived deployment process? 'well, some percentage of our users can suffer as long as we remain profitable by ZZ% so we definitely A/B test in production!'"

I hate this stupid bottle-episode trend. When TV used to be 24 episodes a season, sure, take an episode to do a random story. But with 10 episode seasons? Even if it's a good bottle episode (like tonight's Mythic Quest about Pootie) it's still robbing us of, like, a tenth of a season!

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@singingnala Reason number 6337.666 why Meepers pays for Aira. Because when your 78 year old grandmother thinks she can take a faxable quality picture with... an iPhone SE 2020. #GetOffMyLawn Also it's funny as fuck to me to be able to tell the old people to get off my technological lawn with my 50 mp camera, google pixel 9 Pro and an Aira agent that can crop images for me so I can fax them.

A few years ago my friends and I met regularly for happy hour at our fav restaurant/bar. The bartender got to know me, and I knew if he was working because by the time I sat down a mango marg would be waiting for me. Today I had a similar experience, but it was at the pharmacy. #getOffMyLawn