ReallyCanadianFly<p>This isn't an Onion article although it reads like one.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/ICE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ICE</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/deportations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>deportations</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/humanmiseryprofit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humanmiseryprofit</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/humanmisery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humanmisery</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/notonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>notonion</span></a> </p><p>Ice director wants to run deportations like ‘Amazon Prime for human beings’ | US immigration | The Guardian <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/09/ice-todd-lyons-deporation-amazon" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/us-news/2025/a</span><span class="invisible">pr/09/ice-todd-lyons-deporation-amazon</span></a></p>