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JesterThere once was a man from Lancaster who, while eating, befell a disaster his bowels, well loaded swelled up and exploded and filled his nice knickers with plaster <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

The Toy LibrarySo here we are, 10 days from our next Swap&Play event. The first one in Limerick, in collaboration with Limerick CoCo. And we’re SOOO EXCITED! If you’re in the lookout for a family-friendly event built with kids in mind, for them to have fun and enjoy sustainable play, join us next Saturday, May 3rd, 11am-2pm.🌟 Toy Swap and Play 🎨 Eco-Crafting Corner (there will be some mandala art 🤫) 🎭 Face Painting 🧸 Teddy Bear Hub 🎟️ Free<a href="https://www.eventbrite.ie/e/the-toy-library-swapplay-limerick-city-and-county-council-tickets-1317448557099?aff=oddtdtcreator" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no">https://www.eventbrite.ie/e/the-toy-library-swapplay-limerick-city-and-county-council-tickets-1317448557099?aff=oddtdtcreator</a><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Limerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Family" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Family</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Play" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Play</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Sustainability" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Sustainability</a>

JesterThere once was a girl named Spears Who wanted to enlarge her brassieres she went to get it and yup you bet it now its timblerlake and Spears <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

JesterYou can tell from their flickering eyes And their hats pulled down low in disguise; Their ridiculous wigs And their Marlboro cigs And their over-long macs that they're spies <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Bytes Europe‘He’ll always be a threat to children’ – Survivor calls for Ireland’s most dangerous rapists to be electronically tagged <a href="https://www.byteseu.com/944470/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.byteseu.com/944470/</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/AnGardaSiochana" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AnGardaSiochana</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/cork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cork</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Courts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Courts</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Crime</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/dublin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dublin</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Ireland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ireland</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/police" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#police</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Section" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Section</a>:News:IrishNews <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/SinnFein" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SinnFein</a>

JesterThe inventor from India said 'I made a turbin from butter instead!' To the Punjab's surprise When his pancakes arrived They served them on top of his head <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

JesterI think the feeling is grand Of holding my gland in my hand But what I really want to do Is become Johnny Apple-goo And spread my seed all over the land <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

YeL 🏳️‍🌈🏴🫖Random things you see on a walk in the streets of Limerick City, Ireland. This red door with the house number 54 nailed crooked so it fits on the middle wooden frame piece of the door.<a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/limerickcity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerickcity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/random" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#random</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/door" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#door</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/housenumber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#housenumber</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/red" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#red</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/reddoor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#reddoor</a>

Jesterlong ago once in ancient Japan was a geisha who dressed as a man her pants were so tight that they rubbed her just right when she walked you might say that she ran <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

JesterSweet Hester of Leicester's young sister (I goosed her in Worcester and Bicester) Was beautiful Julie; I wooed her in Beaulieu But mostly in Towcester I kissed 'er <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Wim GabrielsPAASLEEDIk liet me met Pasen weer foppen, geen keuteltje kan ik nog droppen, ik zit op de plee te persen voor twee, wat kunnen die eitjes verstoppen.<a href="https://mastodon-belgium.be/tags/Limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Limerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon-belgium.be/tags/Pasen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Pasen</a>

JesterThere once was a girl named Robyn every night her bed was a bobbin' the men would take leave after being quite pleased and leave Robyn with her body a throbbin <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Jesterthere was a young girl from East Cheam who crept into the vestry unseen she took down her knickers and likewise the vicar's and said 'how about it old bean <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

JesterThere once was a girl from Tucker Who wanted a canary to pluck her She tightly squeezed her 'Vaginer' But it flew up her 'Hiner' And was killed by a runnaway trucker <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

JesterThere was a young girl of Surrey Who only ate spicy curry She tried a pie and Stuck it up her nigh That weird young lady of Surrey <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

JesterBill, an Arkansian president, While in the White House resident, Did his staff of office display, In a most unusual way, Then claimed it was JFK's precedent <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

JesterConsider yon emmenthal cheese .. Why half of it's hole as you sees. Now is it like that To cut down on the fat Or to circulate air if you please <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Irish Independent RSS[13:38] Nickie Quaid named to start Limerick’s Championship opener just five months after tearing cruciate ligament Limerick have named Nickie Quaid to start their opening Munster Championship game against Tipperary despite only suffering a torn cruciate ligament in the middle of November. <a href="https://www.independent.ie/sport/gaelic-games/hurling/nickie-quaid-named-to-start-limericks-championship-opener-just-five-months-after-tearing-cruciate-ligament/a1559640465.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.independent.ie/sport/gaelic-games/hurling/nickie-quaid-named-to-start-limericks-championship-opener-just-five-months-after-tearing-cruciate-ligament/a1559640465.html</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ozioso.online/tags/Limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Limerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ozioso.online/tags/NickieQuaid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NickieQuaid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ozioso.online/tags/MunsterChampionship" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MunsterChampionship</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ozioso.online/tags/Tipperary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tipperary</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ozioso.online/tags/themiddleofNovember" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#themiddleofNovember</a>

JesterCharlotte the harlot from hell said, 'I wish my body would sell, But it seems that no buyer, Is filled with desire, By the peculiar way that I smell <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

JesterThere was an old man on a bench Who created a terrible stench He had hairs up his nose Where grass sometimes grows And his wife was a stupid old wench <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

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