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Gregory Dodwell<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@trib" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>trib</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@Kels_316" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Kels_316</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@liamvhogan" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>liamvhogan</span></a></span> see the Space Boot later? <a href="https://aus.social/tags/REDvBRU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>REDvBRU</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a></p>
ErosBlog Bacchus<p>I can't improve on my 2015 caption for this photo: "In the early days of the New Mexico Territory, they didn’t really have a complete understanding of what the swimsuit portion of their local beauty pageants should look like."</p><p><a href="https://www.erosblog.com/2015/01/28/cactus-queen/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">erosblog.com/2015/01/28/cactus</span><span class="invisible">-queen/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Cactus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cactus</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Bikini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bikini</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Swimsuit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Swimsuit</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ouch</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Spines" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Spines</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Pageant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pageant</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Beauty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Beauty</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/BeautyPageant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BeautyPageant</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Vintage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vintage</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/Pinup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pinup</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/BeautyContest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BeautyContest</span></a> <a href="https://kinkyelephant.com/tags/VintagePorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VintagePorn</span></a></p>
securityskeptic :donor: :verified:<p>Spam activity for the December 2024 - February 2025 reporting period is now posted at the Cybercrime Information Center. This was a record-setting reporting period. </p><p>Retailers will envy the holiday season that spammers enjoyed. </p><p> </p><p>Noteworthy findings </p><p>TLDs: </p><p>.BOND had less than 1M domains but over 700K spam domains. Compare to .COM which had 157M domains and just under 1M spam domains. hashtag</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a></p><p>Domain Registrars:</p><p>Dynadot and Key Systems had more spam domains under management than GoDaddy. </p><p>Hosting Networks (ASNs)</p><p>Amazon had a 900% increase in spam content or spambots reported.</p><p><a href="https://www.cybercrimeinfocenter.org/spam-activity-numbers-december-february-2025" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">cybercrimeinfocenter.org/spam-</span><span class="invisible">activity-numbers-december-february-2025</span></a></p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/spam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>spam</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/cybercrime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cybercrime</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/cybersecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cybersecurity</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/dns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dns</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/itsalwaysthedns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itsalwaysthedns</span></a></p>
AmyFou 🕊️<p>Pls pity me I forgot I had scraped my toe tops and I put them into the shower with the soapy water 😳🧼🦶</p><p><a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/scrapes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scrapes</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/toetops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toetops</span></a> <a href="https://lingo.lol/tags/pity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pity</span></a></p>
Christopher Miller 🇺🇦<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@stevencudahy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>stevencudahy</span></a></span> &nbsp;<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/WritingCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/CreativeWriting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CreativeWriting</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MastoPrompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MastoPrompt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Challenge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Challenge</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poem</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poetry</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Prompt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Prompt</span></a>: <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Blister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Blister</span></a></p><p>From my 17yo poet-son - <a href="https://www.poetry.com/poet/Dylan+Miller+-+Writer?fbclid=IwY2xjawI6mKBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHSMnJ3fJs8kygENPWTcBSVdz45osP3xdAtD3YptwfFlz9klZXis2DTReXQ_aem_ely7BKtMpuqzxPBU5ro8pg" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">poetry.com/poet/Dylan+Miller+-</span><span class="invisible">+Writer?fbclid=IwY2xjawI6mKBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHSMnJ3fJs8kygENPWTcBSVdz45osP3xdAtD3YptwfFlz9klZXis2DTReXQ_aem_ely7BKtMpuqzxPBU5ro8pg</span></a> - (give him a like or two on his poetry page!):</p><p>Can we stop walking?<br>My feet are gonna fall off! <br>They're two big blisters!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/haiku" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>haiku</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/walking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>walking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/longwalk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>longwalk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/myfeethurt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>myfeethurt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ouchie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouchie</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a></p>
Jason Anthony Guy<p>On Apple TV:</p><p>Unable to establish a session with MLB media services.</p><p>on iOS:</p><p>Playback error<br>The operation couldn't be completed. (MLBMediaPlayer.MLBMediaClientManager. (unknown context at $10700edac).MediaClientError error 0.)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a></p><p> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MLB" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MLB</span></a></p>
Brownian_motion<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://urbanists.social/@NNN" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>NNN</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ouch</span></a></p>
neatchee<p>I feel like surprise oral surgery is the worst kind of oral surgery because FUCKING OWW</p><p>Get your teeth straightened and wear your retainer, boys and girls and remainder. It can prevent all kinds of complications later on.</p><p><a href="https://urusai.social/tags/pain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pain</span></a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/FsInChatPlz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FsInChatPlz</span></a></p>
Zauberlehrling<p>Public safety announcement: </p><p>If you have a home exercise machine with a pull down bar attached with a spring snap hook, immediately replace it with a chain connector/screw carabiner. </p><p>Related fact - the scalp is highly vascular. </p><p><a href="https://med-mastodon.com/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a></p>
R a n d y<p>Whiff... <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23ouch" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ouch</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23cupcheck" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cupcheck</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23whiff" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#whiff</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23baseball" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#baseball</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23baseballshurt" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#baseballshurt</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23batter" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#batter</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23swingandmiss" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#swingandmiss</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23humor" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23eastcoastkin" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#eastcoastkin</a></p>
Byrnejmf<p>just wanted to share a little additional medical information to emphasize @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social point<br>get <a href="https://canada.masto.host/tags/Vaccinated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vaccinated</span></a> <a href="https://canada.masto.host/tags/Vaccinate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vaccinate</span></a> <a href="https://canada.masto.host/tags/Measles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Measles</span></a> <a href="https://canada.masto.host/tags/Mumps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mumps</span></a> <a href="https://canada.masto.host/tags/Ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ouch</span></a> get vaccinated boys</p>
Andy Price<p>Imagine bending over to pick up some groceries and then straightening up with the open cupboard door directly above your head. What kind of fool would do that ha ha ha... <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a></p>
Calishat<p><a href="https://researchbuzz.masto.host/tags/lawsuits" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lawsuits</span></a> <a href="https://researchbuzz.masto.host/tags/paleontology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>paleontology</span></a> <a href="https://researchbuzz.masto.host/tags/fossils" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fossils</span></a> <a href="https://researchbuzz.masto.host/tags/archives" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>archives</span></a> <a href="https://researchbuzz.masto.host/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a> </p><p>"A professor said the North Jersey university where he works lost his collection of 380 million-year-old fossils. In a lawsuit filed earlier this month, paleontologist Martin Becker accuses William Paterson University in Wayne of negligence in caring for the fossils, which he was trying to ship to a colleague in Florida. They ended up in a landfill instead, he said."</p><p><a href="https://gothamist.com/news/paleontologist-says-nj-school-lost-his-380m-year-old-fossils-and-now-theyre-in-a-landfill" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">gothamist.com/news/paleontolog</span><span class="invisible">ist-says-nj-school-lost-his-380m-year-old-fossils-and-now-theyre-in-a-landfill</span></a></p>
Tim Bondy<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@lawprofblawg" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>lawprofblawg</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a> 👍</p>
Scott the F is implicit Baxter<p>The third arpeggio is this Gm7add9 thing:<br>G A Bb F</p><p>I'm playing it this way:<br>3-X-7-3-6-X</p><p>The Bb on the G string is hard to get to sound clean.</p><p>And my thumb hurts.<br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/guitar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>guitar</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/chord" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>chord</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/owwie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>owwie</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a></p>
CaledonMoneypit 🇨🇦<p>Just got stung by a wasp in my kitchen. Didn't notice it and stepped on it. We still have over a foot of snow outside, but recent warm temperatures, yesterday at 12°C, must have woken them up.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ouch</span></a></p>
:fcknzs: Janneke 🍋 :verigold:<p>Wakker geworden met een vreselijke koppijn, die erg halsstarrig blijkt</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.chasalin.nl/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a></p>
Jeff Gamet<p>The Musk references in Star Trek: Discovery haven't aged well. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/startrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>startrek</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ouch</span></a></p>
brianWrestled with getting proper "lossless" output from a Hauppauge capture device via MEncoder in Fedora today (so I can digitize and archive some old family videos). Took some time to figure out the correct audio configuration... until I suddenly and unexpectedly did... and almost destroyed one of my eardrums in the process. :(<br><br><a href="https://farty.toot.monster/fedi?t=linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://farty.toot.monster/fedi?t=ouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ouch</a><br>
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