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Hello all
This is my first post on this instance.
Took some time off to figure out what I was going to do and where I'd end up.

I'm not on Mastodon anymore.
Now I'm on Sharkey.
We're still "linked" to each other in the fediverse though which is why I was able to migrate most of my followers.
Looks like 400 or so didn't make it.

Visually a Sharkey profile looks nothing like a Mastodon profile. There's so many more options here.
Emojis can be chosen under the posts for example.
A post on my end appears totally different than how it does on your end.
It's something you'd have to see for yourself.

One thing I like about this instance is that I see no politics posted here. It's all nsfw
👌🏻

Anyway... I'm here now
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#nsfw #amorsprincessoftheday #pov #pantiestotheside #spread #thatface #stickingtongueout #wifeymaterial #hotasfuck #daddylikes #aycaramba #yummy #tits #areola #nipples #pink #pussy #tease #fuckdoll #princess #foxy #babe

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WHAT do you do when your career is in the doldrums and you are becoming more famous for your stints in the slammer than your once promising
#movie career?

In the case of Lindsay Lohan, you do a full
#nudity #spread in #Playboy, naturally.

#Hugh #Hefner has confirmed that Lohan will be the #covergirl for the January edition of the magazine, and that her shoot is inspired by the famous #Marilyn #Monroe Playboy shoot. “It's a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, which was in the original issue of Playboy," Hefner said.

Although it is reported that Hef was unhappy with the first shoot Lohan did for the magazine and Playboy had to call her back to reshoot the entire spread, as the Hef believed the images were not good enough.

It is not the first time the Mean Girls actress channeled Monroe for a magazine shoot. She appeared on the cover of New York magazine as the 1950’s icon in 2008. The Playboy shoot has no props like towels or flowers to cover up Lohan’s modesty however.

The troubled
#actress is looking for some positive coverage after her 5 hour stint in #jail this week for breaking the terms of her #probation again, is to appear fully naked in the magazine which hits #news stands next month. A spokesperson for Lohan said that the full frontal nudity shots are “very tasteful,” and that readers will see a very different side to Lohan in the accompanying interview.

#LindsayLohan #celebritynudes #celebs #celebrity #PublicNudity #nakedoutdoors #nudeoutdoors #nudeinnature #beaches #redHeads #redHead #redHair #redhairdontcare #bigBoobs #bigBreasts #bigTits #busty #giantboobs #giantBreasts #giantTits #ddCup #doubleD #DD #freckles #freckleFace #funbags #Hooters #NoBraDay #bigMeal #airbags #naturalBigTits #naturalBigBreast #naturalBigBoobs #naturalBoobs #naturalBreast #naturalTits #BodyFreedom #CasualNudity #ChillNaked #ClothesFree #FemaleBeauty #femalenude #femalefashion #FreeTheBreast #GetNaked #Naked #NakedActivities #NakedBeauty #NakedIsNormal #NormaliseNudity #NudeBeauty #StayNaked #exhibitionism #exhibitionist #nipples #nudityisnotporn #ParentalAdvisory #NC17 #sensualsaturday #titslove #titsout #excon #convict #criminal #kleptomaniac #prisoner #actress #singer

RE:
https://matrix.rocks/notes/a46n8fb4h5

The #jumpingspider #Pseudeuophrys #lanigera (#Salticidae, #Araneae) is a #species that, according to Heiko Bellmann: (Der Kosmos Spinnenführer.2016), originally was #native to #southwestEurope, but has #spread in #CentralEurope since the 1950s, where it lives in the area of ​​human #buildings. According to L. J. Ramseyer & R. L. Crawford (2017) it occurs in #NorthAmerica as a #neozoon.

© #StefanFWirth #Berlin 2025

Reference
L. J. Ramseyer & R. L. Crawford (2017): doi.org/10.3956/2017-93.4.226

Recently I did my own #vegan bread #spread - using only lentils, sundried 🍅 and a bit rosemary, which I mixed. It was delicious! 😋
I can definitely recommend doing vegan spreads yourself! 😃
I like eating 🧈 and #cheese 🧀 on the bread myself, but try reducing it for my #health , the #climate and animals. I think vegan "cheeses" are unfortunately not that tasty, so then it's better to do your own vegan spread 😉
Here are 3 #recipe for spreads with only two ingredients(!):
utopia.org/guide/diy-vegan-spr

You can also not have to worry about any cloud bill as you are either using GitLab CI/CD minutes or you may deploy this on your own hardware (virtual or physical).

Overall I would risk the statement that this work-in-progress experiment is already the most reliable application of #spread anywhere to date.

Pretty good for a few hours of hacking on several yaml, docker and shell scripts.

I'm off for the #Canonical end-of-year holidays and I'm doing various things to keep myself busy.

Today I've made #AppArmor integration test suite run in CI for the first time in a long while, using #spread and some novel application of #GitLab CI/CD features.

It's not ready for merging but I'm extremely proud of myself as this application of spread is free of the over-quota/over-capacity problem that spread traditionally has everywhere.