The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why
#techcomedy
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How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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You console it.
What do you call a programmer who doesn't use Stack Overflow or LLMs?
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A liar.
I have dropped a shorts with some music by @revengeday
#comedy #techcomedy #CorpoGrind
what people think working in tech is like vs what it's actually like #comedy #techcomedy
https://youtube.com/shorts/M9kWdkJtLCY?feature=share
I'm starting my official fediverse presence with my Comedy Advent Calendar challenge, where I post one joke a day until Christmas.
Let's give another meaning to team standup!
Why did the programmer stay in bed?
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He was working on his REST API.
My code doesn’t have bugs
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it just develops unexpected features.
Where do computers go to dance?
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The disk-O.
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world
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Those who know binary and those who don't.
I should automate this task that would otherwise take 10 minutes.
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*7 hours later* Why am I like this?
Why couldn’t the computer remove its hat?
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BECAUSE IT HAD CAPSLOCK ON.
I'd tell you this good frontend framework joke...
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.
I should automate this task that would otherwise take 10 minutes.
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*7 hours later* Why am I like this?
I had this amazing programming joke to tell you but...
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Well, nevermind. You wouldn't git it.
Before LLMs:
Coding: 3 hours
Debugging: 1 hour
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After LLMs:
Coding: 3 minutes
Debugging: 1 week
Why don't programmers like to golf?
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They can't stand the buggy environment.
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.