That moment when you accidentally forgot your wheels in Chernobyl for the last ten years. Notice the panels are peeling off the body and the bright orange duct tape... #NoDOGE #WankPanzer #Swasticars
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> Tesla Is So Cooked That It's Now Refusing to Accept Cybertrucks as Trade-Ins https://futurism.com/tesla-refusing-cybertrucks-trade-ins
Company still solvent so keep up the #TeslaTakedown and #BoycottTesla
Futurism · Tesla Is So Cooked That It's Now Refusing to Accept Cybertrucks as Trade-Ins
Tesla in Trouble
Owners try to dump their Teslas due to Musk's politics, as people around the globe boycott the brand.
This has led to a decline in Tesla resale value and a massive surplus of undesirable new Cybertrucks; enough that there are reports that the company will no longer accept its own Cybertrucks as trade-ins. https://www.jalopnik.com/1829010/tesla-unsold-cybertrucks-inventory/
#Tesla #Musk #Cybertruck #Swasticars #WankPanzer #TuckersBalls
Jalopnik · Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins
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On a rocky shore with the sea behind, a penguin is addressing three seagulls. He is pointing at a drawing on an easel. This shows a seagull hovering above a Cybertruck and dropping a little message for Musk.
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@aral Idk, #Wankpanzer was pretty great.
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Just scrolled past something about a 'super-collider', and for a second, thought it was another article about how bad the Cybertruck is.
#WankPanzer
#IncelCamino
#Swasticar
#FuckElon
A reporter from The Atlantic drove around DC in a Cybertruck to see what kind of reactions he’d get. He was flipped off at least 17 times, called a ‘motherfucker’ (in both English and Spanish), and a ‘fucking dork.’
#WankPanzer
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@kevinrns He's a #WankPanzer Dangerous, and unfit for purpose.
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@devopscats Better known as the #swasticars #wankpanzer
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They aren't legal on NZ roads for many reasons, the same as Australia and the UK. They're oversized with too many sharp edges and weigh 3 tonnes.
Besides, if owning a Tesla continues to be a liability the Cybertruck is an obvious target for anyone opposed to Nazis.
A fucking moron I know suggested, strongly, and with fervent belief, that the US military ought to buy Swastitrucks as rides for specops, because, and I quote non-verb, but verbiage not very far off, the angles on the car make it stealthy and not detectable by radar.
He was serious, really.
TESLA is Toxic
DC area observation, YMMV:
the cybertrucks vanished for 3 weeks.
then I saw one, parked in handicap spot of course
then I saw another one, also parked in a handicap spot.
over the next week they gradually started showing up again to where I saw two in one day again. the owners were feeling emboldened I guess.
but since this 46,000 vehicle recall... I haven't seen one all week 
trash ppl with their trash cars.
#TeslaTakedown #cybertrash #wankpanzer
Look if you are going to go around vanalising Teslas do it right.
Pick a dark night, wear gloves, cover your face, all the obvious stuff.
Find a discarded soda can in a litter bin. Stomp on it so you get a nice sharp bit.
Pick a street with some Teslas. For each one make sure you scratch at least three panels one of which ideally is the roof right down to the bare metal. 3 bare metal scratches can make insurers write off a car as scrap.
Throw that can in a litter bin on a different street.
Rinse and repeat. Always repeat.
Just not in the same street. Move around a lot and do it randomly. Tell your friends too.
When you do this often enough in your area insurance algorithims notice and bump up the cost of insurance for Teslas.
It works for wankpanzers too
Waiting while my love runs an errands and I'm puzzled by the level of interest this thing is generating in an Auckland shopping mall.
#wankpanzer #AoNZ
