It is impossible for my turnip soup business to make money if you enforce laws that make it illegal for me to steal turnips.
Paying for turnips is not realistic.
You bureaucrats don't understand food.
@davey_cakes briefly misread that as "turnip soul", and for a moment was considering there was a vegetable garden branch of demons in Hell who dealt exclusively in the souls of those who plant root vegetables
@LordWoolamaloo @davey_cakes you mean like this delightful Irish tradition?