Me: I will only live in a city with a vibrant public culture.
Me When Summer Event/Concert Season Starts Up: WHAT COMPLETELY INVALID FESTIVAL FOR DICKS IS HAPPENING IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT EVERY FUCKFACE SUBURBAN WANKER IN THREE COUNTIES HAS TAKEN UP ALL THE PARKING SPOTS INSTEAD OF DYING LIKE THEY SHOULD??
Wow... things I could do close enough to walk to... #Goals