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I’m not here to argue about if ghosts actually exist or not, it’s just that no one is asking the most important questions.

When ghosts take human form, do they have butt holes?

If so, does that imply a digestive system? Can they fart?

👻💨

Infrapink (he/his/him)

@Mrfunkedude
According to the 90s Caspar cartoon, they have no buttholes. They can eat food no problem, but it literally passes straight through them.
@sylphrin

@Infrapink @Mrfunkedude @sylphrin Or is the lack of buttholes but one explanation for the observed behavior? Maybe ghosts clench so tight their buttholes are the one place that food can’t pass through.

@Infrapink @Mrfunkedude @sylphrin I'm tired. I read that as buttonholes and I was all confused as to why ghosts needed button holes coz they don't wear clothes.
But I never wondered about buttholes 🤔