We are almost there folks hang in there
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Sorry not sorry for spamming every single one of you. 
@devxvda That can't be right, the world is due to end in 2012.
@Exagone313 For some of us it did
Nah. 2016 was the end. We had Trump1, Brexit, lost Prince, David Bowie, and George Michael, and then that Starmer twat started the process of eviscerating the Labour Party.
Consistently downhill ever since.
If only I could restore from backups and re-run in a VM until it comes out right!
@bytebro @Exagone313 @devxvda I mean, in the US Sandy Hook was in 2012… and I did feel like I was entering a parallel universe sitting in the lab as the news came out.
@bytebro @Exagone313 @devxvda what you’re describing are shutdown artifacts. Spurious little blips and shudders as complex machinery halts.
@Exagone313 @devxvda it did end, it's just taking a while to fully kick in.
@devxvda I appreciate the updates to this post in particular
HANG IN
@devxvda@mastodon.ie Today is March 1560, 2020.
@devxvda Still the best toot of 2020.
@devxvda
Someone touched the thingy. Did you touch the thingy?
@wordsmith I touched the thingy
@devxvda
Gah. I should have expected this. Curse your sudden but inevitable thingying.
@wordsmith it's not as if time is a social construct or anything¹
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¹ I have a recurring calendar invite to update this toot
He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will
@amiserabilist I may or may not have a calendar reminder to update this every so often...
And I may or may not update the toot whenever it randomly does "the numbers"¹.
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¹ Which is, like, three boosts and or favs in 24 hours
@amiserabilist I legit lolled
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@devxvda
Still going huh?
I'm processing the shock of being so much older than seems reasonable considering the circumstances.
Time perception has been flowing fast and slow at the same time.
@devxvda
Eeeeey 420% 
@devxvda small correction:
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@devxvda unix timestamps are like this except 1970 never ended
@devxvda We did it. Happy New Year!
Cassandra@devxvda I checked the edit history :D
@devxvda 2020 is like that Windows loading bar that keeps getting to 95%, freezing, then rolling back to 18%
@devxvda Today is March 1393rd, 2020 This month will never end
@phantomkitty Just two more weeks and we will have it under control.
@devxvda 2020 feels like 500 years ago
@devxvda haha right??
@devxvda Let's see, my calendar says it's the 1392nd day of March, 2020. Yup, that adds up.
lily 
θΔ ⋐ & ∞ @devxvda infinite september but infinite 2020
@tauon Pretty much... No past, but an infinite present
I think we might be still in about 2016…
@devxvda Today is March 1392nd, 2020.
Mehdi.doc @devxvda TFW you think this is ending soon but this actually just the beginning
@mehdi_benadel It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
Err... Of what? 
@devxvda And we are 795% done with 2016!
@devxvda it’s been a long time but I know these next few years will fly by and we’ll finally be at the end of 2020!
@devxvda
Just had a notification this very minute. 
@devxvda Unfaved this one so I could fave it again. 
@devxvda I'm still okay with it. 
@devxvda the only thing I'm sorry about is that I can't boost it anew every time
@thegrumpyenby @devxvda Sure you can. Just unboost, wait a few seconds, then boost again. 