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JJ Celery

I don't know, and I don't care what the story is behind Germolene rebranding as Bepantispetic but frankly, anyone who is able to remember the new name and ask for it at the pharmacy is a robot, right? 🤖

@jjcelery Very easy to remember, just be pantie skeptic.

@szescstopni well now I totally wont forget, robot man

@jjcelery that's waaaaay worse than Marathon rebranding as Snickers!

@Polyhymnia they still print "formerly germolene" on the tube, and all the pharmacists will give you the right thing when you ask for germolene so I think we're safe for now.

I don't think you can ask for a Marathon in the shop anymore without attracting some weird looks

@jjcelery have they kept the dark blue tube?

@Polyhymnia no, it's white with a blue and orange print and text.

In all fairness I appreciate the new colours, because it used to be too easy to mix up germolene and bonjella 😬

@jjcelery which AI came up with that name? Septic panties?