Waiter: Good Evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?
Customer: Yes , please .
Waiter: THIS TOWN (tow-own) IS COMING LIKE A GHOST TOWN.
“All the clubs have been closed down!”
@tygerkrash as people used to say, FOTCL.
@nxskok you'll have to illuminate me on that one.
@tygerkrash "falling off the chair laughing".
@nxskok nice like a slightly more polite ROFLMAO
@tygerkrash pretty much.
@tygerkrash You're wondering now how you'll pay for the way you misbehaved.
@tygerkrash
WHERE (where)
DIDJA GET THAT BLANK (blank)
EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE!
TOO MUCH FIGHTING ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
@tygerkrash Outstanding!
@tygerkrash hey Rudy, got a message to you
@tygerkrash "it's how we get rid of surplus food in the kitchen. Today, for example, we've done too much foo yung."
A number of years ago, I was working late with a colleague.
Her: I kind of need to go in about fifteen minutes - an old mate of mine is in town with his band and he asked me to go along.
Me: Anybody I'd have heard of?
Her: The Selecter.
Me: GO NOW! I'LL MOP THE FLOORS, LOCK UP AND DO THE BANKING! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
@tygerkrash I hate that I'm old enough to understand this.
@tygerkrash if he sings A Rat In Mi Kitchen, you know he's going to collect his UB40.
(Niche 80s joke) I have had one and needed it to sign on every fortnight for a short while.
@tygerkrash @jwz TOO MUCH FIGHTING ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
Nice! But maybe: "all you punks and all you teds! Naional front and natty dreads! Keep on fighting til your dead."
@tygerkrash Sign in my local restaurant:
The Chefs Special
But we treat him like anybody else
@tygerkrash Very good.
Brought back memories of this video I made 16 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12o7kb7Lack&t=10s
@tygerkrash I would boost this infinity times if I could. Thanks for the laugh - I don't even care that my coworkers are staring at me as though I were insane