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Mark Maguire

Cleaning the car today. New character just dropped. Going to call him Mattie.

Worn black car floor mat with a visible hole, placed on a concrete surface. The worn through patch is a nose, some buttons for eyes and a dusty marking for a mouth: making it look like a face
Jul 08, 2024, 12:53 AM·Public·IceCubesApp
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Mark Maguire

Should’ve added: his surname is McMatface. Mattie McMatface. That’s Mr. McMatface to you lot on Mastodon. He’s put the footwork in to deserve some respect. You can’t walk all over him. 🫡
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Darren McGuicken

@MarkMaguire I just don’t understand why he so clearly looks like an inept bank robber.

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Mark Maguire

@dmcgk *Record scratch*: “You’re probably wondering why I look like an inept bank robber cowering in the footwell of the driver’s seat in this car. Well …”

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Fran_Co

@MarkMaguire does the hole add sentimental value for you too?

A black, worn and well used drivers carpet mat on tarmac featuring a well placed hole that resting heel has created.
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Mark Maguire

@Fr4n_C0 The worn patch shows the amount of memories built up over so many trips … 😢😭

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