Bra banks. For those of us who cannot afford to fork out £35+ right now for a decent new bra to carry these inconvenient lumps around in.
What other species have such pointlessly huge mammary glands even?
Stupid things
This morning Eric lost power in the middle of a busy junction and it took 5mins into the phone call with 999 to get him started again. So it looks like I'll be swinging low for a good while yet. Dig your safety goggles out