Yogthos<p>Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid for:</p><p>* waiting for access<br>* attending meetings<br>* learning tool Y that nobody else uses<br>* changing color of a button<br>* rearranging the JSON<br>* rolling back the color of a button<br>* putting the JSON back, there's a bug<br>* don't move, we have a release freeze<br>* waiting a little longer for access<br>* teaching an intern tool Y<br>* you forgot to read your email again<br>* it's time to change passwords</p><p><a href="https://social.marxist.network/tags/programmerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmerhumor</span></a></p>
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Linux users when they need to remember a simple command in the terminal:
Aha, there it is!
Coding is an escape room you designed yourself. The puzzles are in the cryptic error messages, the key is the missing documentation, the door slams shut with every new dependency, and the only prize for winning is getting to do it all over again tomorrow.
~ $ date +%j
255
~ $ #Welp, happy new year's eve to all my 8-bit enjoyers! XD
Have a bit of trust
When people encounter Lisp syntax for the first time
i love ai in my offline foss softwares that are still in beta
lemmy.blahaj.zonei love ai in my offline foss softwares that are still in beta - Blåhaj LemmyLemmy
Soon a generation of programmers will grow up who never experienced the time of normal hiring through ONE interview. And it'll be like that joke about the monkeys in a cage who beat each other up when someone tries to get a banana, just "because that's how it's done here."
Some developer:
*ugly cries*
The CEO:
"I proudly present our disruptive, mobile-first, cloud-less, server-less, Metaverse and Web3 ready Quantum-Blockchain-Gaming-AI NFTs!"
Some tech-illiterate investor in the front row:
*cums*
Programmer meme
"AI will take over the world"
Meanwhile, the same AI:
I'm new to using Ruby and this tickled me pink