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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Waiting for the inevitable LinkedIn post by the now ex-CEO of Github called "How AI replaced my job and I am all the better for it. Written with a bit of help from ChatGPT."</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>That sound you're hearing is the hydraulic press that your government runs to compress all the red lines that Russia and Israel have crossed into an innocent looking can of delicious tomato soup they can sell to you.</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Seems that <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/BioNTech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BioNTech</span></a> in Germany can now develop mRNA therapies against cancer and other things without having to fear subsidised competition from the US. That'll bring even more money and top researchers to Europe. Thanks, Trump and Kennedy!</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@LordWoolamaloo" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>LordWoolamaloo</span></a></span> The 200+ year old plan from the dutch king to destabilise the island(s) is still going strong, I see. <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Ein Wochenende und Montag/Dienstag ordentlich hin und her über Waffenlieferungen an Israel. Dann gibt es ein “mea culpa” von Merz, die Lieferungen gehen weiter …</p><p>… und niemand redet mehr über Spahn. </p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>So much free marketing for OpenAI's newest release here by people posting how it fails in their pet cases. You are feeding the "AI" troll with that.</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>Myslíte, že ju pôjde navštíviť napr. p. Kaliňák mladší?</p><p>via <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.ie/@EugeneMcParland" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>EugeneMcParland</span></a></span></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.ie/@EugeneMcParland/114977828989366801" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodon.ie/@EugeneMcParland/1</span><span class="invisible">14977828989366801</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SKpolitika" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SKpolitika</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/P%C3%BDtamSaPreKamar%C3%A1ta" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PýtamSaPreKamaráta</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Matthias Drexel<p>"Mit weniger zu erscheinen als mit einem Bezirkshauptmann, einem Polizeijuristen vom Landesamt für Staatsschutz und Extremismusbekämpfung, einem Polizeihund samt Führerin, einem Hubschrauber und einer Schnellen Interventionsgruppe wäre angesichts der antifaschistischen Bedrohung, mit der man in Kärnten ja permanent rechnen muss, verantwortungsloser Leichtsinn gewesen."</p><p><a href="https://tyrol.social/tags/TraxlerLiebe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TraxlerLiebe</span></a> <br><a href="https://tyrol.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a> <br><a href="https://tyrol.social/tags/Persmanhof" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Persmanhof</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Soon <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Tesla</span></a> will announce their first biofuel car. That will be a hybrid. Meaning that until biofuel is widely available, you can also run it with gasoline. <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Piiieps & Brummm<p>PUH!</p><p>Ich dachte schon mein eigener E-Mail Server sei kaputt. Seit über 10 Tagen _keine einzige SPAM-Nachricht_! Und das bei einer E-Mail-Adresse, die seit 1995 aktiv ist.</p><p>Heute kamen endlich wieder welche herein, die die ordentliche Funktionsweise bestätigen.</p><p>Thank you, <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://io.mwl.io/@mwl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>mwl</span></a></span> for your outstanding <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/RunYourOwnMailServer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RunYourOwnMailServer</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/sarcasmbutonlyhalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasmbutonlyhalf</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/spam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>spam</span></a></p><p>Edit: English translation in my reply.</p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>With payment providers enforcing their moral decisions on what you can offer in your shop, capitalism has reached the stage of replacing religion. <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.pcgamer.com/software/platforms/valve-confirms-credit-card-companies-pressured-it-to-delist-certain-adult-games-from-steam/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">pcgamer.com/software/platforms</span><span class="invisible">/valve-confirms-credit-card-companies-pressured-it-to-delist-certain-adult-games-from-steam/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Capitalism</span></a> <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Religion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Religion</span></a> <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Master" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Master</span></a> <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Visa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Visa</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>Jazykové okienko: Hovoríme *"otepľuje sa".*</p><p>Ale ak je to otepľovanie následkom ľudskej činnosti, nemalo by sa hovoriť *"otepľujeme sa"?*</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p><p>edit: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HomoCalefactorius" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HomoCalefactorius</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>In a 1000 years from now, archeologists will discuss the global BIC religion. A religion that combines recording history with ballpoint pens and having a totem that reminds them that they can burn the world down with their lighter. <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>Let's say we put 20% tariff on MS products and services in EU, direct that that to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenSource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OpenSource</span></a> Sovereign Fund and then watch GH's reaction:</p><p>via <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@fedizen" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>fedizen</span></a></span></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/@fedizen/114904048349373688" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodon.social/@fedizen/11490</span><span class="invisible">4048349373688</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>"Stable Genius"¹ in action:</p><p>via <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>molly0xfff</span></a></span></p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/114904397243694881" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/11490</span><span class="invisible">4397243694881</span></a></p><p>¹ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PunIntended" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PunIntended</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>It all feels a bit like Groundhog Day. A few years ago we had Microsoft explaining to Europe how to do clouds. Now we have Microsoft telling Europe how to do Sovereign Tech Funds. <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."</p><p>Well, time to strip-search anybody and everybody who wishes to speak to me or sits nearby while I talk to somebody else?</p><p>via <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@Crispius" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Crispius</span></a></span></p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@Crispius/114898469188091596" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">infosec.exchange/@Crispius/114</span><span class="invisible">898469188091596</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak<p>- …<br>- Šak ja som vlastne proti vojne, každej!<br>- Šak aj ja!<br>- Je to o nerastnom bohatstve!<br>- A o Slovanoch!<br>- …<br>- Jáj do piči, nemožem veľa piť!<br>- Šak nepi!<br>- …<br>- A kolko stoja tie cigy?<br>- …</p><p>Krcmova debata o … vsak vieme. Chlebove temy.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Peter Hanecak

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