"F" for EFFORT. - ET for Atari 2600
"F" for EFFORT. - ET for Atari 2600
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I’m literally a newborn Yoshi. Why do I need to carry two people on my back?
We're suing #Tesla for #Trademark infringements -- Battlezone Tanks
"Hey - who put cilantro in my dots? Gross!"
- Pac-man
"Mushrooms, turtles, goombas, FFS! Mario, are you EVER going to fix the toilet?!"
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It's been centuries of the same ole same ole fight scene and I'm bored up to here with it.
--Sorcerer Shang Tsung
#MortalKombat
Oh, you took an arrow to the knee? Have you SEEN me fighting those bloody dragons, you wuss! #VideoGameCharacterComplaints #HashtagGames
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It's getting harder and harder to find a good polyester leisure suit - Leisure Suit Larry.
I have no dialogue and I must scream.
“Tell me to do a barrel roll one more time motherfucker. I dare you.”
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This same ol' scenery bores me to tears. I want something curvy.
--Q*bert
“Somebody fire the damn photographer!”
- Mega Man
A cubic metre of gold weighs over 19 tons and you've put how many of them in this backpack?
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#Minecraft
“First off, I am not a musician. Second, why not a drum or a tambourine? Third, what the heck is an ocarina?” — Link
WHAT THE F#%K TOOK YOU SO LONG???
In Star Wars: Galaxies there was an NPC farmer who used to complain:
"Dusting crops ain't like flying through hyperspace, kid".
Inertia.
(Edit from Gravity. I was a physics major I should know that.)
I do NOT look like trumps penis!!!
No matter what happens I get reincarnated as the same guy.