WTF? That's the Sydney Morning Herald, not the Onion.
I mean, I thought americans liked the declaration of independence, didn't they have Nicolas Cage look after it at one point?
@markdennehy the only words left in me for everything that is shaken out by Trump is what in the slithery hell.
@markdennehy That “sounds good” right up until drumpf finds out that he won’t be the figurehead.