Acquired what appeared to be a lovely little sunrise clock at a local #CharityShop.

No branding anywhere to be seen but the style seemed unique enough I easily found the website.

Turns out for full-function, one needs an app. And the app's #TOS includes this little gem in addition to the more usual crap.

Soooo, I have a nice little sunrise lamp now, because my response of #BwahHaHaHaHaHaNo (aka "decline") means advanced features don't seem to work.

#SmartTechnology my arse.