BREAKING:
Governor Ron DeSantis Issues Executive Order Requiring All Guests At Legoland Florida To Be Barefoot
The suffering is the point.
#RonDeathSantis
#FloridaMan

Ron DeSantis has the whiniest voice in U. S. politics.
(Jim Jordan is second.)
Whenever I hear their voices, I go into super-cringe mode.
It's a physical sensation of repugnance and revulsion.
Agree?
#RonDeathSantis
#GymJordan

Rubber chickens studying up on the history of violence against chickens before Ron DeSantis removes all the chicken books from Florida libraries.
#RonDeathSantis #DeathSantis
#RonDeSantis

Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds is clearly stoked to endorse Ron DeSantis for president!

Can't you just FEEL the excitement?

Thanks to Ron DeSantis’s education policies, the state is seeing an unprecedented exodus of teachers, professors, and college students.
Folks in Florida will soon be subsisting on dog food and crackers. #RonDeathSantis #Florida #GOP #FascismSucks

Florida’s “War on Woke” Is Spurring a Brain Drain https://www.thenation.com/article/society/desantis-florida-education/

Book-banning, anti-LGBTQ+ Florida Repuglicans like Ron DeSantis and his evil minions definitely would NOT like The B-52s song "Quiche Lorraine."
Boost it far and wide, please.
#Florida #RonDeathSantis
#B52s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-csrmliWvsk

It’s no wonder #RonDeathSantis and #DonaldTheDeplorable are popular and feel ‘at home’ in #Floriduh. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/microsoft-executive-murder-ex-wife_n_64de5003e4b09f498a14d1a8

#ChrisChristie has passed the stumbling #Floriduh dictator #RonDeathSantis in #NewHampshire #GOP primary polls, and is *piling on* the condemnation of #DonaldTheDeplorable after the midnight #RICO #indictment in #Georgia by #FaniWillis.

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/15/chris-christie-trump-desantis-polls-new-hampshire

It is freaking hilarious that #BananaRepublicans are now PUNKING EACH OTHER!

For example, #Floriduh Governor #RonDeathSantis ups his Uber-Trump game by saying he would appoint #antivaxxer nutjob #RFKjr as #CDC Director! https://www.huffpost.com/entry/desantis-kennedy-vaccines_n_64c17ef0e4b09a9296951650

(P.S. The K in #RFKjr still stands for Kennedy, but the RF now stands for Rat Fucker. )

#FloridaKills #RonDeathSantis
South Florida mourns death of another farmworker as advocates fight for heat protections https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/south-florida-mourns-death-another-farmworker-advocates-fight-heat-pro-rcna95378

the laws being enacted in Florida are just projections of Ron DeSantis' insecurities

why else would you enact a "Don't Say Period" law other than to show the world you're a wimpy, bitchy, shortdicked misogynistic cunt who cant handle women talking about their own bodies?

#Floriduh Governor #RonDeathSantis attended a meeting of #Tennessee #Republicans and bragged that he was proud to have turned #Florida into the place “where #woke goes to die.” https://www.dnj.com/story/news/politics/2023/07/15/florida-gov-ron-desantis-headlines-tennessee-republican-party-statesmen-dinner/70415212007/

That’s true. But it’s ALWAYS been the place where ALL KINDS of people go to die. He’s just diversified the number of horrible ways that people die there!