The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why
Sure... Kids... I get it.
But what about Chief Information Officers?
"your package could not be delivered"
apt install $package
Hmm, downloaded and installed just fine :)
Die Ö-Schoin https://github.com/martinhaunschmid/oeshell
... die #Shell aus #Österreich. Selten so gelacht. Hier die ganze Pracht: https://github.com/martinhaunschmid/oeshell/blob/main/.%C3%B6shrc
Mein aktueller Favorit:
alias wowoameileistung="htop"
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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You console it.
Why did the web developer fail their driving test?
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They couldn't handle all the traffic.
Who is a computer’s favorite singer?
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A Dell.
Since I last used it the GNU libc has introduced a thing called an "obstack" and every time I see it I think "nihil obstack, hee hee hee".
Craig would have liked this
Metal rendition of curl connection
Don't know if it also works in containers :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atcqMWqB3hw
https://floss.social/@bagder@mastodon.social/113429049249899657
A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
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It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
Program logs "No such file or directory", but doesn't tell me which one it can't fine, it's a mystery ...
Using kill -9 to turn it into a murder mystery
One of my favorite Non Sequitur comics, except I see it as a system administrator where devs and alerting are throwing the darts
https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/1993/06/29
Alt text for link: cartoon with a line of reporters covering their eyes and throwing darts at a wall covered with topics like politics, economy, car repair, TV, aerospace, vinegar, computers and liposuction
What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.